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Who says we have to struggle with unnecessary philosophical dilemmas in the first place?
Who says we have to struggle with unnecessary philosophical dilemmas in the first place?
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume Wilheim Frederick Hegel
Witgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Neitche couldn't teach ya bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
John Stewart Mill on his own free will
on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
half a crate of whiskey everyday
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed
a lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
EDIT: I seem to have gotten in mostly right except for the lines I missed.
Do you know what that song is?
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume Wilheim Frederick Hegel
Witgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Neitche couldn't teach ya bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
John Stewart Mill on his own free will
on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
half a crate of whiskey everyday
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed
a lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
I drink, therefore I am
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
I drink, therefore I am
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed
EDIT: I seem to have gotten in mostly right except for the lines I missed.
Do you know what that song is?
No, I do not.
But I do take your answer to my previous question to be "a bunch of random philosophers". Is that accurate?
But I do take your answer to my previous question to be "a bunch of random philosophers". Is that accurate?
Everything and nothing.
I saw mentions of necromancy, has the Great Necromancer gotten his amulets so I can give him the key to the Necronomicon?
I saw mentions of necromancy, has the Great Necromancer gotten his amulets so I can give him the key to the Necronomicon?