Ask a Silly Answer. Get a Silly Question. (18+ish)

[jdog1408]

What did Ron Swanson make for dinner?

Man, I'm tired

 

[Someone Else 37]

Why did you get run over by that car?

Because tacos.

 

[eeffoc]

Why don't you want some tortillas?

Hell nah!!!

 

[Someone Else 37]

Wanna meet my houndoom?

Because pokémon references.

 

[jdog1408]

Why don't I understand that?

Thespacebarwon'twork

 

[Someone Else 37]

Why are all your posts unreadable?

That's a meta-meta-wish, and I don't grant those either.

 

[jdog1408]

Can I wish for the ability to wish that I could wish for more wishes?

That would use up all your wishes.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Can I wish for the comprehensive rules relating to what wishes can and cannot be granted, and how said wishes may be corrupted?

I wish that this wish not be granted!

 

[jdog1408]

How do you make a gene explode?

Breaking logic.

 

[Someone Else 37]

What are you doing?

Because I want to see what Tumbolia looks like.

 

[jdog1408]

Why are you looking up Tumbolia?

The packers are a shitty babied team.

 

[Someone Else 37]

What's your opinion of [insert sports team here]

Because Java.

 

[jdog1408]

Why did I necro?

Nutella

 

[Someone Else 37]

What did I have on my breakfast this morning?

The Ring.

 

[jdog1408]

What did I have on MY breakfast?

Diggy diggy hole

 

[Someone Else 37]

What does the mining well automate?

Mark Rosewater's least favorite food.

 

[duckfan77]

What did you eat for breakfast?

Lurking

 

[Someone Else 37]

What have you been doing on other forums lately?

Themata

 

[duckfan77]

What is a word I don't know?

Flood

 

[Someone Else 37]

How would you describe the alerts I've been getting lately?

A movie.