Ask a Silly Answer. Get a Silly Question. (18+ish)

[jdog1408]

A parody of the Ask a Silly Question. Get a Silly Answer. Which is a parody of Ask a Simple Question . Get a Simple Answer.
Now to play this game you game you give a question that has the answer above. For example if the post before you says 4, you could say "What's 8/2?"
Now, I'll start

Because he said so.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Why are you so convinced that whatsisface is a derp?

Because parodies of parodies of threads are always necessary.

 

[jdog1408]

What would possess me to make this thread?

No, not necessarily.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Is the moemon revolution a bad thing?

@sgbros1, @xTordX, @WitherBlaster, and @lenscas (even though he doesn't have much internet right now).

 

[sgbros1]

Who do you want to marry?

Potato.

 

[Someone Else 37]

When is green definitely a bad thing?

Because this thread is so hard.

 

[sgbros1]

Why can't I m@!#$%^&*\ to this thread?

That's what she said.

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

What did she say?

Watermelons!

 

[sgbros1]

What is red and squishy and wet on the inside?

No.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Are you going to stop $%^-ifying my answers?

Because potato.

 

[sgbros1]

Why are fries delicious?

Nothing...

 

[Someone Else 37]

What did you do?

Absolutely not.

 

[jdog1408]

Will you marry me?

Because I am sad.

 

[sgbros1]

Why do you look sad?

Maybe....

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

Do you stalk me or something? 0_o

0_o

 

[sgbros1]

Yeah I do stalk you.

Ayy lmao.

 

[jdog1408]

Aliens?

It's Terraria

 

[sgbros1]

Where did Vazkii get the Terra Blade from?

Mana gen.

 

[Someone Else 37]

What are lands mostly used for in MTG?

Zendikar.

 

[jdog1408]

Who's that one guy?

Because Trump has an unnoticeable toupee.