4-word-story

[GPuzzle]

Large breasts which constantly

 

[the_j485]

hit english englishmen in

 

[MikeWorks]

very many painful areas

 

[GPuzzle]

Simply know as genitals

 

[the_j485]

or one-eyed trouser snakes (I'm counting that as one word)

 

[PeggleFrank]

which really-like those-funky slightly-cheaty-chained-words

 

[the_j485]

And hate bad grammar

 

[iMontouch]

as well as elephants

 

[the_j485]

with very large conical

 

[Julian Zhou]

genitals that always were

 

[EternalDensity]

smaller than an iPhone.

 

[Julian Zhou]

but bigger than the

 

[PeggleFrank]

balls of an Englishman

 

[Julian Zhou]

and tastes like the

 

[the_j485]

breasts of a very

 

[PeggleFrank]

English Englishwoman eating English

 

[EternalDensity]

Toffee. Meanwhile in space

 

[PeggleFrank]

there are many Englishmen

 

[GPuzzle]

who drink their English


We do have a thing for England and English stuff, don't we?

 

[EternalDensity]

tea and play football