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Yes please Do Butterfly's make Butter?

Because you don't know when the world will begin Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

Because you ate peas before your shit. Why does my modpack keep crashing?

A okapi burger If minecraft, a game, crashes what does a car do?

Your point? Where would you get the cobble to make the furnace to smelt the grout or ores

pickaxe

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a tortoise What is the meaning of life?

Such good memories!

OOC: They are Jawas!

Oh yea!

What did I do wrong?

"Ha ha ha, Puny Human" I grab Shadum's head, and twist it. His neck breaks and he drops down dead ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I drift out of the mad imaginations I have sometimes. "Wait. Your human?" I ask "You are not one of us. A son of a God?" I say Damn, if this guy really is human, he now knows I am...

0/10 Never seen you

Sup dude. Really. I could be a killer, and he is trying to befriend me. I decide its worth a shot. "Hi, I'm Freddy"

OOC: It is an arctic desert, so like Antarctica. There is just one tree. We are on the border of Alaska. But you may have landed somewhere different. Its your choice IC: I watch as the figure moves towards the pod. I can tell it is not John, but I recognise the face from up there. He is one of...

I hope that this is John, my best friend from up with the gods. I never really got to know the others very well. "Listen, dude, I am not out to get you, in fact, I'm on your side." Silence "Well, when you have decided to man up and talk, I will be waiting at the bottom of this tree. I jump off...

I look across the deserted landscape and look towards the only life here. A tree. I run towards it. Well, I slide towards it. I feel as though it is watching me. You know when you get the feeling that somebody has be watching you for a while. I touch the tree, and suddenly, all the branches...

I look down, as the beam spears that is set to protect my fall. I locks to the ground and lowers me down. I feel the slight bump as my pod hits the ground. The pneumatic door releases with a hiss, and the room fills with clean, fresh oxygen. I jump out and look at my surroundings. Snow, snow...

I look down upon Terra. The planet we have be sent to. My arrival time scheduled for at least another hour. I sit and watch out the window of my pod as I get closer. Twenty days on my own in this stupid pod. The door is locked until I hit the surface. I wonder if the others have landed yet. I...