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"I'm sorry, Raah," I say, "I'm afraid I can't let you do that." "You have a tendency to quote popular culture, don't you, child?" Raah says. "Child? I have probably lived as long as you and then some. You have no power here." The shadows pull away from the walls, I form into that snake thing...

I pick up the ring that just appeared somehow. I don't even know. I put it on and the shadows swirl around me, tightening around my head, I feel them forming a shell around me. Tendrils sprout from the shadows at my temples, forming dark viper heads. They thicken at the back, lengthen, four huge...

Ooh.

I still don't know what Deomi's doing.

"Are you kidding?" I say, "I'm already in the Priest Governor's bad books, you really think it would be a good idea to inform them that their medic was a blood alchemist and killed himself?" "Medic?" Will asks. "Potions. He makes healing potions, strength potions, poison serums, everything!"...

"I'm guessing," I say slowly, "that that was the alchemist governor for Britain. And he killed himself." Will's eyes are wide. He doesn't respond. "And I'm guessing that 'they' are the British Magician's Government. They have no access to here. Only the Alchemist did because he practised in...

They?

Weeeell, basically I opened the gates to a dimension of darkness and me, you, in Will's body, and Aaron went in. I found the Alchemist Embassy, and at the top I found out that the British alchemist governor was a blood alchemist, an art which is pretty much banned in the normal world. Oh, and...

IC: God, I hate it when they call me shadow master. It creates an uninvited feeling of narcissism I don't like. I dismiss the tall men and keep walking. SMACK! "FUCK!" I shout, as I walk into a wall of black brick, weeping red fluid from the cracks. I look around, fully able to see through...

Darklord, you know Felix isn't not the only Necromancer in the world, right?...or the most skilled...

Yup. ADHD sucks.

I'm a slow typer, and easily distracted.

Also a bit late. I guess you guys didn't picture it as I did. I meant for Felix to be still in the Institution, outside the gates. The wrestler pig was one of the anomalies.

IC: "Hey guys," I say cheerily, "wanna see a wrestler pig man fight a horde of lizards with skulls for heads?" Will and Zan look at me strangely. I gesture for them to come with me, and we walk to the shadow gate. "Aw, bollocks," I dejectedly say, the pig killed all of the skull heads. Will...

YAAAAY WE'RE TOTALLY SCREWED

Darkness... So much darkness... It's beautiful... A misty figure walks past. Its head turns to me. The figure is about my height, with a thin tapering tail and a long, over large head. It turns and runs to me. I back out of the dark gates and run. Pitter patter, pitter patter. Pitter pitter...