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IC: Now I wake up. Deomi must have gone to the others' room. I get my red shirt and black suit on. I take my fedora (don't hate, you know it's an awesome hat) off of the desk, put it on, and get a cream soda. Popping the can, walk over to the room next door. The first thing that hits me is the...

:) Anyway, what's happened since Shockwave's characters stopped doing it? Oh, yeah, Felix and Deomi picked up where they left off. So what happened then?

... Thanks, guys. :p

OOC: Guys, I'm not feeling too good. Any inspiring words?

Guys, what you have to understand, I know Shockwave IRL. He does this sort of thing. Don't worry, he'll learn.

Okay, I'm not saying I have an aversion to Deomi and Felix... Eh... You know... But let me make one thing absolutely clear. They are 16 and 15 years old respectively. To reiterate, no aversion, just sayin'.

Well. I have missed a lot. But yeah, at least Deomi and Felix have the decency to CLOSE THE GOD DAMN DOOR, SHOCKWAVE.

Stahp it. Maddy McCann jokes aren't funny.

Woah.

I feel my sanity slipping out of my reach.

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OOC: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwww Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah...

IC: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand you can stop right there," I say, "we can all hear you." They both look at me. We look at them. The whole internet cannot comprehend the awkwardness of this situation.

OOC: As a fourteen-year-old boy, I approve of this plotline.

OOC: My eternal gratefulness for editing that.

OOC...

IC: "Ignore the smell in there," I shout to the lovers, "I apologise on Deomi and I's private parts' behalf!"

OOC: Jesus fucking Christ.

OOC: Dick.

"Wow," Lewis says, amazed, "this place is so cool, all magical and stuff. Is this real life?" "You kidding?" I say, "I've seen and done so many things! I've killed my maths teacher, met the most beautiful girl in the world, got my face beaten in, repaired it by turning into a cat, slept with...