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I just realized that people born in 1990 are turning 23 this year. For some reason that made me feel old for a moment.

Could you image how bad surreality shows would be? Like, Survivor, but in M. C. Escher world, or Jersey Shore in that place with the melting clocks? At least those don't exist. I hate that the heating/AC for my apartment does not work, but my roommates try to use it anyway.

I was being grateful for your mercy.:) 8

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Banned for copying.

The last human cylon.

cord

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Invite a 200lbs man to live with you. Then you do not have to go to the gym to work out. Also, you can eat protein all the time now, since you will work out all of the time. Plus, some people do not even have a bag of Doritos, so you are lucky for that. I hate that there are not more hours...

Jess887cp, you have an evil mind. White chocolate? Only a truly blackened heart could conceive such a thing. Granted, you can type faster. But this means that you can send emails faster, so you do not have as much time to think before sending your emails. This means you send a lot of...

69 We passed the stack mark!

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Seeing the 1 and the 2 made me think this was the mods reset the count thread. I nearly replied with "3".

I wonder if I can fit my nose between these bricks.

Banned by Oprah. You get a ban! And you get a ban! You all get banned! Everyone goes home with a ban!

phony easy

Chocolate brings happiness.

You decide to have a banana. You are now a cannibal. I wish that my advisor gives me a good review when he observes my class tomorrow.

I think I would have done "There are computers on the Death Star" if it were up to me.

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