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    Those little things that irk you about Minecraft

    The fact that there can't be a bomb mod on a server without someone using said bomb mod EVERYWHERE!
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    Strange/Useless powers.

    The power to disappear from the internet forever!
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    Strange/Useless powers.

    The power to be in a nonexistiential state.
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    Strange/Useless powers.

    The power to die.
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    Back in My Day...

    Back in my day that was caused conservation of matter.
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    Back in My Day...

    Back in my day, the shortening of people's names made sense so that when they decided to buy an enchanted flying dildo, they wouldn't get rejected because their shortened name didn't make sense.
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    Should you "complete" minecraft first?

    Wow... I'm surprised that you can do it on a server. I've only ever beaten the game on SSP.
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    King of the Hill

    I revive the thread. My hill.
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    Shoop LP [Season 3 restart] [Ended 2/10/14]

    I like them as well. They look like the carpet from Aladin.
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    Back in My Day...

    HA! Back in my day we didn't have reckonings. We had bacon!
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    Back in My Day...

    Back in my day, everybody was dead.
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    Back in My Day...

    Back in my day, we were single celled organisms.
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    Strange/Useless powers.

    The power to put your hands up if you turn french.
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    Back in My Day...

    Bah. Back in my day we didn't have holograms of cats. We had normal cats that we had to tame from ocealots! And all they did was sit on our chests!
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    Back in My Day...

    Back in my day we didn't have sex. We were so productive. And we didn't have lords either. Just one lazy ass king that sat on his throne eating grapes all day!
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    Those little things that irk you about Minecraft

    You know what? Screw this hate! I frigging LOVE how Mithion recorded his own voice for the cows in the moo moo dimension. That is awesome!
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    Strange/Useless powers.

    The power to turn into a black guy as long as you're eating fried chicken. Racism for the win! Edit: Occasionally.
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    Back in My Day...

    Back in my day we didn't have cars. We had to enchant dildoes to fly.
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    Strange/Useless powers.

    Oh heck naw! You don't have to appoligize, that power is BAD...(wait for it.)... ASS! What I wouldn't give to be Hawking. Paralysis and all. Of course I wouldn't be able to play video games, but y'know, I think I could put up with it.
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    Back in My Day...

    Back in my day I used a time paradox zone to go back before YOU were born.
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