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- First phase of the tornado: The tornado launched broken glass, nails, and medium sized rocks to the chest, dealing only one damage in total before the nanobots made an upgrade to the chest. - Second phase of the tornado: jdog1408 launched himself to the chest with bedrockium armor equipped...

I ignore the rumors the man who is barely alive because he was a secret space Nazi. Then I trust the allies and detected them as an human security officer sent to investigate. Suddenly, demons teamed up with space Nazis to take on you and your allies. Then, the walls explode (Insert :cool...

That is one doomed space marine!

Granted, tons of people in the forum are being drama queens now I wish that I won the game called: You lost the game

You rested well at the night with the 2 men. You proceed at the abandoned facility the next day. The old building has been ransacked by space Nazis from earlier. You and your allies shot them down, one by one, until you reach the end. Shall you proceed further to find better quality loot, or...

Quantum Excessive Destruction

- The source of power you hoped you could find didn't shine as you would expect it - Deleting the world file mean you get no special prize from the godly chest :( (and defeats the purpose) Protip: You can call others for help/backup in assistance for destroying the chest, the outcome can be random

The armory consists mostly of standard alien pistols, you found a dead body laying inside of the ship. Would you want to loot the dead body and steal his weapons and the status bar which suddenly breaks the 4th wall, or leave it alone

- The missile exploded, when dust and smoke finally cleared, its still shining and there is no exposed area

you stayed up going on reddit until it became "day time", then a space ship came and landed near the camp. Hostile aliens came, but suddenly died because you have old shoes. Are you gonna hijack the space ship and bring all your stuff, or ditch it?

You thought: "If I stay the night, spooky scary skeletons will come after me. But If I gather more supplies, there might be more enemies" So You gather more supplies for the night. You found: iPad, A laptop with free wifi, parachutes, old shoes, another laser spork, Red Ryder gun with some ammo...

- Gamefury64 uses minechem - The chest vaporizes the puppet with lasers

- The chest "supposedly" wished for the genie to turn the star back into the light-skinned dwarf, thus using the third wish and the genie vanishes

(It literally meant by having pistons trying to move it into the XU Trash, so derp? IDK, maybe?) - A chest contacted a genie to turn the white dwarf star into an actual light-skinned dwarf, the genie then said "In your bright flaming face!:p"

3 x 5 = Yeah, you should know this >.< (If you don't, a mod will come anyway and lose count)

Granted, your browser is always gonna derp up CoolSquid's avatar I wish for my Fat Man nuke launcher to be upgraded to the Experimental MIRV (A "shotgun" variant for the Fat Man, acts like a Mini-Nuke Launcher Shotgun)

- The chest suddenly learns the infinite void (SpatialIO) spell after escaping it, The chest is too big to fit in the XU Trash by logical means, and after the atom split causing a nuclear explosion, the chest still remains intact

- The inanimate chest does not react to any annoying songs. Then the planets crashed into the chest and dealt only two damage, which the chest can also withstand intense amount of pressure put into it before it shatters into smaller pieces, this includes enormous amount of mass and matter...

- Results: No weak points detected, nor weaknesses on where to strike. - The chest is still inanimate, so it can't hear or talk.