The cake is lying under your bedsheets, and you're not aware of it
I wish that it was not so cold today
It's... Not what you think it is
I wish that the Hololens was released faster
It's the gift of a recursive midas touch...
I wish my internet connection didn't lag so much today
Wish granted, but it's the heat death of the universe...
I wish school didn't start again so soon
It is, but you just waste obscene amounts of money on nothing each year. :p
I wish that the end of the holidays was a less apprehensive affair. :p
You receive an original Macintosh... 8MHz of processing power at your tentacle-tips :D
I wish that there were more nicer shows on the television
You do, but because the apocalypse has begun.
I wish it wasn't so cold today
The wish creates infinite wishes, but you cannot use any of your wishes to wish for more wishes, because that is what they are already doing. :p...
You can't make any sense of it.
I wish my ME system wouldn't take 5 (real life) hours to craft 1 octuple compressed cobblestone
You do, but at the cost of endless pestering until you do so
I wish that my ME system would not spill when unloaded and crafting
You don't have to because you can't understand any language... Including that of your thoughts.
I wish for a potato powered by a potato
He doesn't. You confuse everyone. :p
I wish I understood how the hugs thing worked.
You get too many whines and are unable to sleep
I wish everyone had a happy holidays!
You have greater bandwidth, but ping times of over 10 seconds now
I wish that this is false
I wish I knew what xtordx meant by squid
Separate names with a comma.