Allright guys. It is today that I reveal Eloraam's secret power! The ability to make amazing programs but start sucking at random intervals and having to stop for extremely long periods of time. Let the elo-foot mystery end!
Strange/Useless powers.
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The ability to create pizza out of thin air, but only when you have all the ingredients and are full
And you really did put it in your signature
The power to change your blood into uraniumRL blood magicAnd you really did put it in your signature
And yes, open the spoiler in my siggy
The power to go as far as to think to do
The power to be absolutely invisible, as well as make any organic object you touch invisible, but only while you sing Friday at the top of your lungs.
Oh heck naw! You don't have to appoligize, that power is BAD...(wait for it.)... ASS! What I wouldn't give to be Hawking. Paralysis and all. Of course I wouldn't be able to play video games, but y'know, I think I could put up with it.
The power to walk backward as long as you want without tiring. Walking forwards does not have the same benefit.
The power to turn into a black guy as long as you're eating fried chicken. Racism for the win!
Edit: Occasionally.
Edit: Occasionally.
The power to SCREAM LIKE STEREOTYPICAL ROOSIAN MAN IN RETURN FOR MUCH MONEY
No problem, tape recorders, computer voice recognition, even playback.
Seriously:: "We need someone to record greetings for foreign visitors". "Ok, I can do that".[DOUBLEPOST=1390255312][/DOUBLEPOST]
I did say you could not communicate. At all.
Just imagine being smart, able to understand the truth ... and no one pays any attention to you. All your knowledge, insight, etc., goes to the grave with you, wasted.[DOUBLEPOST=1390255356][/DOUBLEPOST]
I love ice cream in the winter.
Am I crazy?
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Reika's power: The ability to design machines for a minecraft add-on ... that are so OP that a vanilla furnace is 8 times more powerful.
(He based a machine's cooking power based on what a cubic meter of lava could do -- and it turns out that at low power/heat levels, a furnace cooks about 8 times more.)
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Um... Let's just say that this power only existed before they were invented. Also, I like Ice-Cream in the winter too so you're not crazy
The power to be racist enough to make the KKK look like a pacifist movement.