Strange/Useless powers.

[Jess887cp]

So after a bit of global warming, you become Jesus?

Hmm...yes!

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

Not bad

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

To swim on land, but only in antarctica

 

[Electro44]

To travel in time, but only to spots where you will imminently die

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

To be able to eat anything without dying, but only able to eat poison and dyes

 

[dwappo]

The power to fail at things that you are good in. It does not mean the opposite either.

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

The power to be insta-griefed whenever you join a server.

 

[Tellerofstones]

The power to use the worst power ever.

 

[YX33A]

The power to travel to anywhere in the Multiverse, but you must make a unique identity for each dimension you go(so you'd have to make a new person if you went to MLP:FIM generation five, and a different one for generation four, one for the Doctor Who Universe, etc), and you can never be a character already named in the canon of that universe if said universe has such a thing.(this means you are thus always an "OC", and never can be someone such as "The Doctor" from Doctor Who, even though the Multiverse Theory kind of states that somewhere out there you are, and technically have been an infinite amount of times)

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

The power to be immortal, but die when your children die.

 

[dwappo]

The power to be immortal, but die when your children die.

Does that mean you have to have children?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Does that mean you have to have children?

Yes. They are clones of you that are not immortal but live to the same age you would die without immortality.

 

[Redius]

The power to instantly know what's wrong with machinery, but only able to communicate via mime. Yes, you have to wear the beret, white and black shirt, and paint your face to retain the superpower.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

The power to instantly know what's wrong with machinery, but only able to communicate via mime. Yes, you have to wear the beret, white and black shirt, and paint your face to retain the superpower.

That is a useful power

 

[goreae]

The power to have unlimited strength, but only while dressed as a clown.

 

[Electro44]

The power to summon lightning strikes, but they only hit you

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

The ability to not starve, but only when you have eaten

 

[Redius]

The ability to sting bees, but only whilst doing interpretive dance.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

The ability to create gems, but it absorbs all your money

 

[keybounce]

The power to be super intelligent while reading forum posts.

(Note that I did not say while replying to them)