You know you are playing too much FTB when....

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Saice

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I actully did this last night.

My router stopped working and the frist thing I said was "Hun is this on the right rednet channel?"
 
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Whovian

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When you build 20 houses in the neighborhood and expect people to mate to fill them. And then when you expect giant metal robots to pop into existence so you can kill them with a stone sword.
 
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Saice

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You duct tape a pickax to an old PC and wonder how to get lava into it for fuel.
 

Lambert2191

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When you build 20 houses in the neighborhood and expect people to mate to fill them. And then when you expect giant metal robots to pop into existence so you can kill them with a stone sword.
this is what I mean with pathetic ones :/
 

benben500

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You throw torches and coal in your toilet trying to make nitor
You whack your walls with a purple shard on a stick and wonder why they don't change into a different material
You build a giant tank made out of iron and wonder why the liquid spills when you break the wall
You try to teleport using a green book
You wear a white hat and blue goggles to stop being hungry
You hit a sheep with a chainsaw and wonder why the wool did not come off
You throw coal and cobblestone into your toilet trying to make alumentum
You succeed in making alumentum in your toilet and it blows up in your face
You put rocks in a recycling bin and hope to get scrap
You resize your house to 9 meters by 9 meters
You look for aura nodes while you are wearing goggles
You hallucinate and actually see an aura node while you are wearing goggles
You attach purple lamps to the ceiling of a tall room and wonder why the floor is not lit up
You make a cart to water your plants
You wear white pants and try to reach extreme velocities
You call your freezer a "Glacial Precipitator"
You forget what a vanilla chest is
You make a barrel for every different type of object you own
You find a turtle in the wild and try writing a program on its shell
You make triple meat treats and expect them to have healing properties
 

ShneekeyTheLost

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Lost as always
When you fill up a trough with water and wonder why pumping out of the middle of said trough isn't infinite, then realize you're probably better off with an Aqueous Accumulator anyways
 
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PeggleFrank

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When you punch a tree, put it down, put some sticks and some mis-shaped iron bars on it and wonder why it doesn't transform into a pickaxe.
When you put a nuclear reactor in your house and throw some turtles into the casing and wonder why they aren't filling it up with water.
When you try to upgrade your oven into an induction furnace.
When you make a brick oven and throw some blood and molten iron into it expecting red alloy ingots.
When you hold out a stick with a giant leaf on the end and push it forwards and backwards expecting everything infront of you to dissolve.
When you put a light bulb, some diamonds, some obsidian, and some pearls together and expect it to pick up your fridge.
When you take a crowbar and hit two chunks of metal on wheels and expect them to gravitate towards eachother.
When you throw some random crap together, pound them into dusts, and cover a chest in them and wonder why the chest doesn't absorb matter and make diamonds.
When you put a brick and some glass-covered golden bars together and wonder why it doesn't turn into a furnace.
When you flip a lever attached to a piston and wonder why it doesn't extend.
When you take a stick of iron and throw some electron tubes ontop of a chip and throw the chip into a strangely shaped engine and wonder why it doesn't make energy.
When you cover a diamond in blood and wonder why it doesn't hold electricity.
When you fill a glass tank with lava and wonder why it melted.
When you take a book that's printed "Written Book" on the cover that's completely blank and throw it at some guy and expect him to give you emeralds.
When you take a bunch of crystals and make a large hoop out of them, jump through, and wonder why you aren't in a seperate dimension.
When you see at a doctor with an obsidian knife and yell at him "HEY! IDIOT! YOU CAN'T MAKE OBSIDIAN SWORDS!"
When you try to dig straight down and wonder why it's so hard.
When you put a book on a diamond-decorated pile of obsidian and expect the book to float and make your tools glow.
When you feed a turtle some uranium and expect it to fly.
Fishtank. LOL
When you kill Obama and expect ender pearls to appear.
When you throw a sheep's heart in a cage and expect sheep to appear around it.
When you take a wooden sword with you into a pool just incase a squid spawned in there.
When you see a guy running uninsulated cables through his basement, and tell him "No no no... You're doing it all wrong" and proceed to wrap 7 meters of rubber around his wire.
When you expect colored bricks to glow and decrease your FPS by 50. SOARYN...
When you look for the mipmap option when things far away look blurry.
When you make a diamond pickaxe and wonder why it broke on the first hit.
When you take your diamond-decorated hump of obsidian with a book on top and surround it books and expect it to increase in power.
When put some dandelions in your hand and expect them to be mushed into a yellow paste.
When you try making a TNT cannon.
When you put some people into cages, put them on minecarts, sell them, and wonder why you got arrested.
When you're digging a tunnel and wonder why you suffocated, even though there was no gravel or sand above you.
When you never sleep untill a fat, brilliant man comes along and allows you to make beds.
When you're scared of doing anything with because it might be illiegal on the server.
When you start beating up a random guy on the street and wonder why he fought back.
When you put a pumpkin on a few chunks of iron and expect it to transform into an iron golem.
When you cook up some iron, throw a chunk of that cooked iron and a circuit together with some treetaps, and expect it to turn into a machine.
When you put some bees into a freezer agianst their will and expect them to live the entire time and survive in colder climates.
When you expect explosions to freeze time for a few seconds.
When you don't want to pick up your computer because it might turn into a chunk of cooked metal.
When you write 42 lines of "You know you are..." jokes expecting people to like your post.
 
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EternalDensity

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Can we keep this at least marginally realistic?


When you move your fingers in a "shift + rightclick" motion when you want to pick up an actual book.
When you try to spin your scrollwheel to select an item in your hotbar instead of looking in your pockets.
When you see a bunch of tall trees and think "I could put a logging machine right there, with an energy cell..."
When you wonder why you haven't seen any fountains of oil in a while.
When you trip over because you forgot you aren't wearing magical boots.
When you wonder what the big deal is about water shortages, when water can be created for free in an aqueous accumulator.
When you look in the bottom of a lake or the ocean and look for xycraft ores, infused ores and water bees.
 

Dark0_0firE

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When you get annoyed looking at stairs and think "Where did I leave my jetpack?"
When you hear a baby in another room and start scanning the area for incoming fireballs.
When you stare at the side of a building and try to remember what bag you left your portable hole in.