What would you do to the poster above you?

[sgbros1]

Send you to hell.

You sadist piece of crap...

 

[xTordX]

You want the bug back?!

 

[sgbros1]

Wait Len's ava was a bug? Hell yeah put it back Lenny

 

[xTordX]

Ah! You are the one who keeps being terrorized by Lens, is that right?
Tell me, if i accept your request for help and take you away from him, how could you possibly aid ME?

 

[sgbros1]

I will not aid anyone.
But, if your demands are fair and justifiable, I may consider joining you.

 

[xTordX]

Well either that or being tortured by him. What do you prefer?

 

[sgbros1]

I seems you are kind enough to help me, I'll join you.

 

[xTordX]

*slightly evil laughter* Hehehehe good. Very good. *grins*
//A shadow hand grabs you and pulls you through the floor, then throws you out in a very dark and creepy place with a lot of realistic stone statues. They almost look like real people.

//A huge shadow with glowing eyes in my shape appears.
Very well. Grab that pickaxe there and smash all these 54 statues. When you're done you will be rewarded.

 

[WitherBlaster]

Bi$&@-slap in the face.

Stop scaring people! You're supposed to be manning the Gates to The Afterlife!

 

[sgbros1]

Steal a leaf for interrupting.

*I begin smashing them*

 

[xTordX]

Bi$&@-slap in the face.

Stop scaring people! You're supposed to be manning the Gates to The Afterlife!

Excuse me! I juat helped this man from croasing my gate back and fortg because of Lenscas. Now go back to whatever!

Back on topic...


You are slow... Hurry up or no reward! >:3

 

[sgbros1]

*I smash them faster*

 

[xTordX]

(Fuck, brb i gotta charge my phone)

Very well! You have potential. I will return in a bit. I expect to see a nice pile of tiny rocks when i'm back.
//the shadow disappears into the floor

 

[sgbros1]

*Secretly detonates a bomb which crumbles every single statue*

 

[WitherBlaster]

Why are there statues? And why are there 54 of them specifically?

 

[sgbros1]

Dunno, ask Tord.

 

[xTordX]

For no reason >.>

//I come back in person and take a look around.

Don't try to cheat next time, this is my realm, i see everything. For your reward now...
//I touch you with my shadow hand... We get transported back to the normal world in front of your house. You feel completely exhausted and somehow "empty"

First step done. Let's see you trying to walk. HAHAHAHAA!!

 

[sgbros1]

*I crawl desperately thinking how evil Tord is*

 

[xTordX]

Damn you're insistent... Fine!
//You feel good again.

There's a pond there, take a look at your eyes.

 

[sgbros1]

*I look at the pond*