What would you do to the poster above you?

[lenscas]

let you read this
A man calls technical support for his computer.
(M = Man)
(T = Technical support)
M: Ok, the screen is blue and it says windows has been shut down because an error has been detected.
T: All right, press ctrl alt delete.
M: Now what?
T: Does it say press any key to continue?
M: Yeah, why?
T: Well, lets see, hmm.....PRESS IT!!!!
M: Wait let me find it first.
T: Just Press Any Key!!!
M: I'M TRYING TO FIND IT...!
T: When it says any key it means to press ANY key...
M: Oh wait. I found it he he...
T: What does it say now?
M: Sorry the 'Any' key you have pressed does not exist, please click any key.
T: Well, what are you waiting for?
M: I'm still looking for it.
T: I though you found it?
M: Yeah I did but the 'any' it was spelt 'enee' now its spelt 'any'
T: ..."

Read more: http://www.ajokeaday.com/Clasificacion.asp?ID=18&Pagina=10#ixzz3ZRWBJeuO

 

[playerismc]

Take your water and ink

 

[lenscas]

make you read this as well

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

I would give them a pat on the back for making me laugh

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

I would give him brand new water and ink.

What? Just 'cause you hate happiness doesn't mean I'm not going to be nice to you!

 

[lenscas]

I would show you this

edit and from now on I will always have a tab open with computer jokes to get extra likes on this forum

 

[xTordX]

Throw some scissors in your throat.
I. AM. DEPRESSED.

 

[lenscas]

I would try to sheer you up with this

A UNIX saleslady, Lenore,
Enjoys work, but she likes the beach more.
She found a good way
To combine work and play:
She sells C shells by the seashore.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Throw some scissors in your throat.
I. AM. DEPRESSED.

Are you talking about clinical depression or are you just feeling really low? Because they are not the same thing.

Give @lenscas a round of applause for posting that, too

 

[lenscas]

I will show you this as it is is only fun as a whole and to much to dumb it here

 

[xTordX]

What? Of course not clinical! Today was bad :c

But i'm ok now ^-^

 

[lenscas]

I will show you this to make your day bad again

 

[xTordX]

Hey, it's catchy!
Break break breakdance!

Clap you ^-^

 

[lenscas]

I then let you hear this

also why I am able to use that site is beyond me as I can't read France

 

[xTordX]

Wtf am i looking at...
Put a net on your head

 

[lenscas]

here have this

not my best piece but whatever.

 

[xTordX]

Ok bai...
>.>

 

[lenscas]

ask why?

 

[xTordX]

Because here's a sketch for J:

 

[lenscas]

I wanted to post another drawing/painting here but I seem to not have uploaded more. So instead a picture that is for a certain reason on my computer. You are allowed to guess why.

Spoiler: image