@xTordX: Known for totally missing my Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference. Also known for tappaderp.
(There's a device on one of the ships in that book (or one of the sequels; they run together in my memory) that is supposedly able to serve any kind of drink, but only ever spits out something almost, but not quite, exactly
unlike tea. The "tea" in my post above is crossed out.)