Truth-happiness-honesty time.
I'm the Flutist. Fluter. Flutowoodo? Whatever I'm called, it's that. The neutral role that applies a harmless ability to everyone. That guy. Woo.
"But Shazam, why would you reveal this so soon?" Good question! Being a neutral, I can (theoretically) do this and not get insta-killed by the opposing team. I hereby pledge full neutrality, not harming either team, etc etc friendship. If you don't believe my claim, call up a seer. I've got nothing to hide.
"No really, Shazam, the Traitor wants to kill your ass! What are you doing with your life?!" Well... Meh. Traitor: If you're reading this (which you really should be) listen up. Your "Neutral Genocide" and my "Curse the world" wins don't really conflict. We can work it out. Maybe. At the very least, don't kill me immediately.
Speaking of immediate death, I formally request a Bodyguard until they've got a better client. Get on that. Yeah.