Up to 9000

[Bigdbigd03]

1400


Sent from an iPod 65, illegally talked about because of partnership. iPod 65 teleports through years like Back to the Past (Sequel to Back to the Future except in 2096).

 

[erindalc]

1401

 

[duckfan77]

1402

 

[Someone Else 37]

1403

 

[erindalc]

1404

 

[profrags]

1405

 

[Someone Else 37]

1406

 

[lenscas]

1407 some more fun with fortune
Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug?
A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?
A: There's a footprint in the mayo.

Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's two footprints in the mayo.

Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't shut.

Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway.

 

[Bigdbigd03]

1408 that made me think of pee


Sent from an iPod 65, illegally talked about because of partnership. iPod 65 teleports through years like Back to the Past (Sequel to Back to the Future except in 2096).

 

[lenscas]

1409 and: You will become rich and famous unless you don't. is the truth and nothing else then the truth
Thank you fortune for being so accurate at predicting my future also:
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.

Well, I guess I should have stayed home then...

 

[duckfan77]

1410

 

[erindalc]

1411

 

[Someone Else 37]

1412

Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal -- if you are all thumbs.
-- Glaser and Way

 

[erindalc]

1413

 

[Someone Else 37]

1414

 

[erindalc]

1415

 

[duckfan77]

1416

 

[Someone Else 37]

1417

 

[erindalc]

1418

 

[Bigdbigd03]

1419
1418 you. Ninja

Sent from an iPod 65, illegally talked about because of partnership. iPod 65 teleports through years like Back to the Past (Sequel to Back to the Future except in 2096).