5687. So its evidently time for my... I want to say biannual? Maybe triannual?... haircut. Its my sister-in-law's wedding soon, and I need to look "smart". I pretty much always look like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards regardless, so I'm not sure there's much to be done, but its long enough at the front to annoy me so its probably about time. The question now is: how short? I'm going to let my wife weigh in on this one. If it was my choice I'd have it very very short, purely for ease of maintenance, but given that she has to be seen with me, and it IS her sister that's getting married, she should probably have some say. As long as it doesn't end up like her brothers and future brother-in-law all seem to have it, which is super short on the sides and long on top, done over to one side, with a really sharp boundary between short and long. It looks alright on some people who dress in the style that suits; I'd just look like a tw... an idiot. *ahem*