^ I just did lol
< is telling jedi to turn the ship
\/jedi turn the ship!
Sent from the cheese universe
< is telling jedi to turn the ship
\/jedi turn the ship!
Sent from the cheese universe
The ^<V Game
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^ Nope! It is I, the interloper!
< causes a sudden, massive matter-antimatter annihilation in the centre of the ship, destroying it totally and irradiating the debris.
v Your move, dirtbag.
< causes a sudden, massive matter-antimatter annihilation in the centre of the ship, destroying it totally and irradiating the debris.
v Your move, dirtbag.
^ tried to derail the the thread
< is telling jedi to head for the palace and laughing at somebody trying to kill an omnipotent being
\/head for the palace
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< is telling jedi to head for the palace and laughing at somebody trying to kill an omnipotent being
\/head for the palace
Sent from the cheese universe
^ Issues orders that I obey
< Heads for the palace, and nukes it because lols, and because IM OMNIPOTENT
V Muhahahaha I HAVE DESTROYED THINE PALACE @LivingAngryCheese You now have permission to be angry.
< Heads for the palace, and nukes it because lols, and because IM OMNIPOTENT
V Muhahahaha I HAVE DESTROYED THINE PALACE @LivingAngryCheese You now have permission to be angry.
^ Screw you
< summons the cheese god
\/ HA FACE ANOTHER OMNIPOTENT BEING
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< summons the cheese god
\/ HA FACE ANOTHER OMNIPOTENT BEING
Sent from the cheese universe
^ sighs
< thinks that this thread's become a little JediCheesefest, and thinks that Jedi should not be omnipotent.
v Uhh...
< thinks that this thread's become a little JediCheesefest, and thinks that Jedi should not be omnipotent.
v Uhh...
^ my move huh here we go
< you being omnipotent creates two paradoxes one if you were omnipotent you must be able to make a rock you cannot lift, if said rock could not be lifted though you are not omnipotent if you cannot make the rock then you are not omnipotent also how did the two exist before. the paradoxes cause time to ricochet back and forth until a possible future is reached where you never disassemble the nuke and it blows you up I then offer your body as a peace offering so you can reinhabitate it
\/accept or this will never end
Sent from the cheese universe
< you being omnipotent creates two paradoxes one if you were omnipotent you must be able to make a rock you cannot lift, if said rock could not be lifted though you are not omnipotent if you cannot make the rock then you are not omnipotent also how did the two exist before. the paradoxes cause time to ricochet back and forth until a possible future is reached where you never disassemble the nuke and it blows you up I then offer your body as a peace offering so you can reinhabitate it
\/accept or this will never end
Sent from the cheese universe
^Seems like they would melt easily
<Does not accept, and lights a fire.
V Toss the cheese on there, will you?
<Does not accept, and lights a fire.
V Toss the cheese on there, will you?
^ no
<remember I have nukes again now?
\/ *mushroom cloud rises into the sky in the far distance*
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<remember I have nukes again now?
\/ *mushroom cloud rises into the sky in the far distance*
Sent from the cheese universe
^ is not omnipotent because we are now in a different future noob
< as you reject the peace offering I transform it into a clone of me and create an endless army with the example
\/ the paradox starts as soon as you become omnipotent its faster than you oh yeah and you don't have a physical body anymore your move n00b
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< as you reject the peace offering I transform it into a clone of me and create an endless army with the example
\/ the paradox starts as soon as you become omnipotent its faster than you oh yeah and you don't have a physical body anymore your move n00b
Sent from the cheese universe
^ No.
< would like it if Jedi and Cheese would stop being omnipotent and let other people have some fun, too.
v is gonna totally ignore my wishes.
< would like it if Jedi and Cheese would stop being omnipotent and let other people have some fun, too.
v is gonna totally ignore my wishes.
^Is totally a dirtbag.
<Laughs at your enraged state.
V Beware of Nisteth's super scary enraged state.
<Laughs at your enraged state.
V Beware of Nisteth's super scary enraged state.