I figured out a short description for my char over night. He is, in essence, an infinitely expendable test subject. So you can throw whatever at him without consequence.
Yay! So it's a good description?[DOUBLEPOST=1379348736][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, Paddling, are you European? And what time zone?
Yay! So it's a good description?[DOUBLEPOST=1379348736][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, Paddling, are you European? And what time zone?
What about chopping his head off?[DOUBLEPOST=1379352543][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh, wait, your thingy says London. My bad!I figured out a short description for my char over night. He is, in essence, an infinitely expendable test subject. So you can throw whatever at him without consequence.
Once a MONTH?! How can you afford that, Whizz?Whizz is English, but he follows the Pacific Time zone, he goes to america once a month
Once a MONTH?! How can you afford that, Whizz?
The company affords it. I'm sick of it.Once a MONTH?! How can you afford that, Whizz?
Worse: he is actually set to Brasilia's timezone, since he wakes up at 12:00 and goes to sleep at 4:00 in the morning.
Yep.
He is fucked up.
Anyway, David, the chances of a brazilian guy in a favela being white AND blond are just as low as we not having a fuckton of left-wing extremists.
In other words, it's pretty hard.
Really?[DOUBLEPOST=1379361370][/DOUBLEPOST]Wait, who are you killing. A clone?IC:
Well, today, we got a guy testing who seems to be almost invulnerable to all attacks. I've started development on a new weapon, one which I believe may kill him. Apparently the reason he's so invincible is apparently in his genes, so we should be able to get a new clone of him, fully formed, every week or so, but we'll keep him, as he will have an undamaged copy of the DNA, and can test less powerful weapons on him.
So, the new weapon, I like to call the Tomaxical Orditory Muricical Orsitanic Hadronic Axial Wenfatical Korsation device, or TOMOHAWK, for short. It, essentially, an ion thruster-powered axe launcher. The blades must be wide enough to cut through the neck without allowing contact with the neck and head, and will have an electrical ram to push the head away from the neck, allowing no chance for reconnection, definitely killing the subject in question.
Development should be complete within the week, allowing for availability of test subjects.
Really?
I'd assume Paddling is off to bed as it is 9:15 now.