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Assault and battery.
Which reminds me of a joke: what happened to the battery and the firework that got arrested? One was charged and the other was let off.
EDIT: wow I mangled that joke. Its supposed to be:
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
and was by the legend that was Tommy Cooper
Which reminds me of a joke: what happened to the battery and the firework that got arrested? One was charged and the other was let off.
EDIT: wow I mangled that joke. Its supposed to be:
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
and was by the legend that was Tommy Cooper