The first thing....

[playerismc]

Villagers + smeltery = emerald

 

[xTordX]

Pig Iron

 

[playerismc]

Iron pig

 

[xTordX]

Ninja piiiig!!

 

[Fraction2]

Tasty bacon

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

Born underground! Suckled from a teat of stone! The earth is our cradle, raised inside our mountain home! Skin made of iron! Steel in our bones! To dig and dig makes us free, come on brothers sing with me!

 

[xTordX]

I am a dwarf and i'm digging a hole! Diggy diggy hole! Diggy diggy hole! I am a dwarf and i'm digging a hole! Diggy diggy hole! I'm digging a hole...

 

[Fraction2]

#actuallyadwarfthewholetime

 

[playerismc]

#toomuchwords

 

[playerismc]

##

 

[Fraction2]

Number of pounds.

 

[xTordX]

England

 

[xTordX]

Crossy Road

 

[Fraction2]

What does the chicken have to have a motive to cross the road?

 

[playerismc]

Suicide

 

[ljfa]

falling to death

 

[playerismc]

Fall damage

 

[ljfa]

the old "ugh" hurt sound

 

[xTordX]

Insta-bows

 

[ljfa]

Infinibows