Strange/Useless powers.

[Sleepyscumbag]

What's that?
The power to not undestand what that is.

Let's just say, that if you spot one, sound the red alert

 

[xTordX]

The power to kill one ant.

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

The power to not kill one ant

 

[keybounce]

keybounceMBP:Client michael$ kill ant
-bash: kill: ant: arguments must be process or job IDs
keybounceMBP:Client michael$ ant kill
-bash: ant: command not found
keybounceMBP:Client michael$

Hey, isn't "ant" a competitor to "make"?

So bash can not kill an ant. For some parsing of that statement.

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

...?

 

[xTordX]

The power to be confused by me.

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

The power to be confused by me.

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

The power to be confused by me.

You never confused us.

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

I do all the time!

Your trying to confuse me right now. It's not working. I use that trick all the time.

 

[xTordX]

The power to repeat

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

The power to repeat

The power to deja vu

 

[xTordX]

The power to be a sleepy scumbag. (Sorry)

 

[ljfa]

The power to deja vu

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

The power to be a sleepy scumbag. (Sorry)

The power to be a xTurdX? (gotta live up to my name, ya know)

 

[ljfa]

The power to cure someone by wishing them get well soon.
Well that's actually very useful

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

The power to make weird issues... https://github.com/coolsquid/SquidUtils/issues/13

The power to tell someone to drink chamomile tea.

Dude, go drink 12 liters of chamomile tea.

 

[jordsta95]

This may have already been mentioned... but you reminded me of this:

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

This may have already been mentioned... but you reminded me of this:

That's some bullshit

 

[jordsta95]

That's some bullshit

BULLSHIT!

 

[ApSciLiara]

BULLSHIT!