Strange/Useless powers.

[SkeletonPunk]

The power to teleport 1 mm in front of you.

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

The power to teleport 1 mm in front of you.

Plz no teleport to me when I'm on the toilet

 

[Eruantien]

The power to pull coins of out people's ears.

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

The power to pull coins of out people's ears.

But I already have that power!

 

[Randomguy404]

The power.

The power is a power. It is a power. That's all it does.

 

[ApSciLiara]

The power to generate 0.000001 mEv with your body.

 

[Eruantien]

The power to generate 0.000001 mEv with your body.

And then send it wirelessly through the air to charge your cell phone, iPod, and satellite laser targeting system.

 

[Bashful Giant]

The power to generate 0.000001 mEv with your body.

Your brain already generates much more than this. If you could ONLY generate 0.000001 mEv , you'd be brain dead

I've finally found a use for my biology degree! Disproving pointless stuff on the Internet!

 

[keybounce]

The power.

The power is a power. It is a power. That's all it does.

The power to quote segments of David Bowie movies with accuracy.

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

The power.

The power is a power. It is a power. That's all it does.

You've got the touch!

You've got the poweeeer!

YEAAH!

 

[Eruantien]

 

[ApSciLiara]

And then send it wirelessly through the air to charge your cell phone, iPod, and satellite laser targeting system.

Do you know how much that is?

Your brain already generates much more than this. If you could ONLY generate 0.000001 mEv , you'd be brain dead

I've finally found a use for my biology degree! Disproving pointless stuff on the Internet!

That's the joke

 

[Eruantien]

Do you know how much that is?


That's the joke

See, that's why I'm not a science major.

 

[DJ.]

The ability to convert console peasants to The Glorious PC Master Race without too much cringe.

 

[ApSciLiara]

See, that's why I'm not a science major.

It's the amount of energy difference caused by a single electron moving across a single volt of potential difference.
Basically, tiny.

 

[ljfa]

It's the amount of energy difference caused by a single electron moving across a single volt of potential difference.
Basically, tiny.

That would be 1 eV.
0.000001 mEv is one billionth of that

 

[Eruantien]

The power to stuff more leftover turkey on a sandwich.

 

[keybounce]

The power to design super-hero powers

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

The power to auto-shave beard

 

[ApSciLiara]

That would be 1 eV.
0.000001 mEv is one billionth of that

I'M IMMUNE TO YOUR FACTS AND LOGIC