Nancy pays the ransom and they both go to therapy effectively curing their issues. These people have a metric buttload of cash, so the only incovenience here is the time they had to spend. -5
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Nancy pays the ransom and they both go to therapy effectively curing their issues. These people have a metric buttload of cash, so the only incovenience here is the time they had to spend. -5
Nancy still has SOME remnant of insomnia, so she finds/buys many cats. She then goes insane by the amount of cats that she has. She then begins to skin the cats alive and kill them. All around her house, there are many bloody cat skins. She now also owns a plethora of bloody cat skin clothes.
John starts dressing like a woman and also starts going out with men. He gets AIDS, thus removing the possibility of screwing with Nancy to regain points.
Nancy chops off john's balls for no reason. She just says she felt like it.
Due to being a CIA agent, James has balls - therefore, his ballsack is regenerative.
And Nancy is also a CIA agent, more specifically one of those who stay in the base and give information to the field ones (like James).
She was chosen to be in the same group as James, and they accept the mission.[DOUBLEPOST=1373486303][/DOUBLEPOST]That should raise the points, by the way.
And Nancy is also a CIA agent, more specifically one of those who stay in the base and give information to the field ones (like James).
She was chosen to be in the same group as James, and they accept the mission.[DOUBLEPOST=1373486303][/DOUBLEPOST]That should raise the points, by the way.
John is quite happy for Nancy's thoughtfulness. +20
John pays for a very black market version of SCP-500 thus curing his AIDS. They have makup Sex, but Nancy is pretty pissed he dressed like a woman. +10 -5
John get surgery AGAIN. -10
James alerts the "good" part of the government and they dispatch of the current head of the CIA.
Denied due to he previous post being invalid. +10 for effort.
Invalid as he has already gotten his balls chopped off in the_j's post. Can't use something more than once or things would get spammy.
James goes and cheats with multiple women as heterosexual women are actually more often carriers of the AIDS virus.
James feels good about himself for dressing like a lady, he can finally express himself. nancy doesn't like it and she's closeminded so she kills herself. James moves on and has an amazing life.
Nancy decides that she is bored with James and only wants money, not an actual companion. She threatens to leave him if he doesn't buy her a brand new diamond ring.
James says no, and she cheats on him to try to show him who's the boss. He doesn't care, and she loses 60 points while he gains 1 billion. James is a strong independent black man and he dont need no woman to complete him.
James says no, and she cheats on him to try to show him who's the boss. He doesn't care, and she loses 60 points while he gains 1 billion. James is a strong independent black man and he dont need no woman to complete him.
James decides to go on the internet with his new laptop. The first place that he goes to is this thread, by pure luck of a Google search.
(I have no idea what effect that'll have)
(I have no idea what effect that'll have)
James's parents and Nancy's parents convince them to get back together, but there's still some tension. -30
James realizes that his entire love life is being dictated by this thread. The tension between the couple disappears and they gain a +5 for the next 5 posts. +20
SYNTAX ERROR at line 1 (They die)
SYNTAX ERROR at line 1 (even if it doesn't comply with the thread rules)
SYNTAX ERROR at line 1 (+60 points to their relationship.)
INVALID POST!