StoryBook Romance

[Bellaabzug21]

So there's this couple right? Their names are James Collimer and Nancy Shwartzenheimer. They are madly in love and will get married in two weeks. Your job is to get them to break up before that time. Or you can choose to keep them together until that time. The way it works is that they start out with 1000 points. Each devious, or good act will either raise or lower those points. Once they have hit zero they will break up. This is two REAL LIFE weeks by the way, so get to work guys (and gals)! You also may only use a plot line once. You also cannot kill them. There must also be a chance it could ACTUALLY HAPPEN.

Current Score:657

 

[the_j485]

I choose to deduct them points.

I use a tiny control chip in James' right arm to shove Nancy into a lake.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

I choose to deduct them points.

I use a tiny control chip in James' right arm to shove Nancy into a lake.

-3 points. Nancy is Mildly annoyed, but forgives James. James gets his arm checked out and gets the chip removed.

 

[the_j485]

I make Nancy mildly annoying for a day.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

-0 points. James is used to such things.

 

[the_j485]

Alright Nancy is really annoying for a day.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

-1 They get into a fight but then have makeup sex later so +10 that backfired badly

 

[the_j485]

Nancy fucking cheats on John.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Nancy fucking cheats on John.

With whom? It all depends.

 

[the_j485]

With whom? It all depends.

John's best friend who would have been the best man.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

John's best friend who would have been the best man.

John violently murders his best friend and goes to jail. Nancy bribes the guards to let him out as well as the warden to cover it up and remove his records. They have makeup sex and go to therapy. +10 -100

 

[the_j485]

John violently murders his best friend and goes to jail. Nancy bribes the guards to let him out as well as the warden to cover it up and remove his records. They have makeup sex and go to therapy. +10 -100

The therapist cheats with Nancy.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

The therapist cheats with Nancy.

Invalid. You have already used that plotline. Come up with something else. Just added that to the OP.

 

[GPuzzle]

I'll raise the points.
Nancy gets really fat, like 150 kilos, but James is into that kind of thing and starts liking her even more. Nancy also starts liking being fat.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

I'll raise the points.
Nancy gets really fat, like 150 kilos, but James is into that kind of thing and starts liking her even more. Nancy also starts liking being fat.

Nancy develops self esteem issues and ends up with anorexia. James tries to help, but Nancy goes over the edge and almost commits suicide. Nancy begins loosing weight in a more healthy way and regains her self esteem. +5 -20

 

[PeggleFrank]

A bunch of thugs take Nancy and beat her, and then hang her from a rope that's attached to a wooden board that's held between two 21-story buildings. James is chucked out of a 2-story window into Nancy's mothers room, shattering glass and killing her mother in the process. James's nuts get cut off from the glass too.

The thugs get arrested afterwards, but nobody knows where Nancy is except James.


EDIT: I think we all want Nancy and James to get divorced, from looking at every single post here.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

A bunch of thugs take Nancy and beat her, and then hang her from a rope that's attached to a wooden board that's held between two 21-story buildings. James is chucked out of a 2-story window into Nancy's mothers room, shattering glass and killing her mother in the process. James's nuts get cut off from the glass too.

The thugs get arrested afterwards, but nobody knows where Nancy is except James.


EDIT: I think we all want Nancy and James to get divorced, from looking at every single post here.

GPuzzle will save them, when he finds the right words.

James finds Nancy and gets surgery to repair his balls. It costs a lot of money though so Nancy is quite ticked about that. And they're not married yet. That's what you're trying to stop. -30

 

[Neilex]

James gets kidnapped for 2 days Nancy is so depressed that she doesn't know if he is alive or not and commits suicide. James, meanwhile is completely fine, just beat up a bit, a black eye, etc. and the kidnappers are demanding ransom money. Meanwhile, James doesn't know if the kidnappers will kill him or not, so he develops PTSD.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

James gets kidnapped for 2 days Nancy is so depressed that she doesn't know if he is alive or not and commits suicide. James, meanwhile is completely fine, just beat up a bit, a black eye, etc. and the kidnappers are demanding ransom money. Meanwhile, James doesn't know if the kidnappers will kill him or not, so he develops PTSD.

Ok.... new rule. You can't kill either of them. Put them in life threatening situations, yes. But kill them? No. But -10 for effort.

 

[Neilex]

Dang!

Edit: Ok so Nancy doesn't kill herself she just doesn't know if John is dead or alive so she develops insomnia. Keep the rest of the storyline tho.