Story Paths - #1, #2, #3

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(Nazi zombies links to south park stick of truth, that's the only reason i used that reference)

Dovakin decides to suicide instead of joining the undead.

What happens then?

1Chuck norris kills everyone

2. Ghost Rider kills everything that's evil (damn i love that movie)

3 Zombies start eating plants because of an old habit.
 
3. Zombies start eating plants because of an old habit.

Luckily, Crazy Gabe has just breeded weaponized plants that grow instantly. But what should I plant first?

1. Sunflower
2. Ender-Lily
3. Daybloom

(i wasn't saying that your reference is horrible because I did play The Stick of Truth. I was talkimg about my Skyrim references which are overused and stupid)
 
1. Ender-Lily
You gain spikes as they're growing and fuel for ender-stuff

What do you make with all those ender pearls?

1. The QED
2. An Ender Quarry
3. Use them to travel 5000 blocks and forget about it.

I didn't play Skyrim and never will. I have no ideea what the game even consists of!
 
3. After traveling 5000 blocks you notice a rip in the space-time continuum through your use of ender pearls.

1. Investigate
2. Go back home
3. POTATO
 
3. POTATO You blame pc_assassin.

1. Keep going.
2. Stop and admire the 4-dimensional matter absorbing everything into it
3. Jump into it
 
2. You stop and admire it, only just realising that the normal world has four dimensions too, before your brain explodes.

1. Go through the portal
2. Chuck something in
3. Market it as a holiday destiantion
 
2. You throw an enderpearl into it, creating a rift inside the rift.

Yo dawg, I heard you like rifts.

1. Mind explodes
2. World explodes
3. The rift explodes.
 
2.The world explodes except a small patch of lad wich turns white due to weird anti-matter radiations. Huh, so that's how The End was created...

Time to start another story guys
 
The nuclear apocalypse is upon us. Everything is in ruins, except, ironically, your man cave. You could be the last hope for humanity, who knows?

#1: You continue to lounge about and watch football.
#2: You sit up from the couch for the first time in years, and open the door to the outside world.
#4: You open an ice cold beer.
 
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Noticed uou didn't put 3

3. Radiations are hot, you need to hydrate

#1: drink it
#2: "Our beers will block out the son"- throw it at da sun
#3: keep it so uou can make an infinite pool of Beer

Hardcore Survival GO!
 
3. Keep it so uou can make an infinite pool of Beer

You just defied the rules of the game and it is about to break.

#1:You wait.
#2:You watch as the game breaks
#3:You update Java
 
1 and 2. I wait and watch as the game destroys itself and turn into raw code

1. Code a fix
2. Blame mojang
3. Kill yourself :3

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