Story Paths - #1, #2, #3

[RealSketch]

Hello fellow people of the internet,
May I present to you:

Story Paths

How it works! (VERY IMPORTANT)
You continue the story from the last person's comment, (i.e. Post 1: You climb down a ladder. Post 2: You climb back up).
Every time you continue the story, you must post 3 options for the next person to choose, when the next person replies he must say what he did, please don't just put #1/#2/#3, write it out.

Rules:

• Please don't be inappropriate and only use bad language if needed to make a joke funny.
• Don't start and argument or be stupid, anyone who does so will be added to my enemies list.
• Have fun!

I'll start:

You just got out of bed, your alarm clock broke and the bird chirping away at your windowsill woke you up. The bird won't stop chirping, and you are getting very annoyed!
What do you do?:

#1. Grab a weapon.
#2. Go back to sleep.
#3. Go downstairs and make a hot chocolate to calm yourself.

Example of continuing:
I grab a weapon and get ready to shoot that horrible bird at my window, it flies off!
What do you do...etc.

Have fun!

 

[PhantomRage]

(#2) I go back to sleep with the bird continiung to peck at the windowsill annoyingly.

#1 - The bird breaks through the window.
#2 - The alarm clock becomes self-aware and attempts to murder you.
#3 - The bird turns out to be your mother. You're all birds.

I hope i did this right!

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

#3 the bird breaks through the windows sill
> Brought Subway
> eat fresh
> I am a bird
>we are all birds

#1 the house turns into a bird
#2 subway has chicken
#3 suddenly everybody gets on the floor and does the dinosaur
(It is like im high on greentext. Thanks, Reddit!)

 

[PhantomRage]

(#1) The birds only watch as the house turns into a large majestic budder bird capable of going to THE MOON!

#1 - They go to the Subway branch on the moon for birdonauts.
#2 - They run into the Sun.
#3 - They have a good time in space watching asteroids hurtle at Minecraftia.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

#2 they run into the sun and see

#1 heaven
#2 minecraftia
#3 their father

 

[PhantomRage]

(#3) Running into the sun, they find their true father.

Kluex, the ultimate bird god! He gives you his divine blessing in:

#1 - Love
#2 - Ninja skills
#3 - TELEKINESIS 5000

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

# 1 he hugs them so hard he

# 1 kills them
# 2 squeeze their fat out
# potato he squeezes so hard they and the sun turns into a giant potato freezing the earth

 

[PhantomRage]

(#potato) The potato created blocks sunlight from the Sun to Earth, which makes the Irish angry. They...

1 - launch a potato buster towards the potato.
2 - capture the potato and eat it.
3 - ignore it.

 

[CrazyA]

irish launched a potato buster at the giant potato resulting in:

1 A war between humans and spudonians
2 the potato crushing earth
3 the potato being pushed into sun resulting to virtually infinite fries


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[RealSketch]

NOTE: When the story gets out of control or comes to an apparent ending, please end it (make it good though) and start a new story focusing on something else completely.

 

[PhantomRage]

(#3) As the birds watch miraculously, the Irish launch a potato buster composed of the dead souls during the Great Famine (or whatever the event was called in which thousands of Irish died due to potato shortages) towards the potato which was blocking the sunlight reaching the Earth. The potato buster did not generate enough force to completely annihilate the potato, but it successfully pushed it into the sun, resulting in an infinite shower of golden, buttered, delectable potato fries.

Ted is a master assassin. He...

1 - Assassinates everybody he meets.
2 - Assassinates himself elaborately.
3 - Becomes a master of master assassins.

 

[RealSketch]

1. Assassinates everybody he meets.
Just today, he was quietly parkour-ing through the streets of HillFolks, when he saw a young boy lost and confused on the pavement.
No one is around, cars are not passing and there are no cameras, Ted:
1. Recruits the young boy and trains him to be a master assassin like him.
2. Kills the young boy like everybody else he meets.
3. Makes a horrid joke and makes the boy cry.

 

[herobrinejr59]

2.kills the young boy like everyone else he meets.
He goes to the store and buys a:
1: pie with a pie on top.
2izza.
3:slave made of human skulls and a nose.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

3

He then:
1. Becomes entangled as a necromancer in the dark arts
2. Becomes a cleric and heals the slave into a living being.
3. Becomes a wizard that uses the slave as a jumpstart for his black magics

 

[PhantomRage]

(#1) He picks up necromantic arts from some really high dude off the street, and proceeds to create thousands of Justin Biebers to terrorize the world in his grand plan to coerce submission out of the Earthen population.

Then, he commands his army of Justin Biebers to:
1. Pollute Earth's atmosphere with songs.
2. Kill people they meet with their songs.
3. Go on a rampage and destroy everything they meet with their songs.

 

[gardenapple]

1. Pollute Earth's atmosphere with songs.

The horrible sound covers the Earth, somehow resulting in a global warming.
Everyone:
1. Dies and Ted now rules the world.
2. Tries to build a spaceship to escape Earth.
3. Kills the Biebers and the planet is back to normal.

 

[xTordX]

3. Everyone rages and kills all the Biebers.
Ted realises what he did was bad and now he...

1.Suicides
2.Doesen't give a f*ck
3. Uses his skills for good deeds

 

[gardenapple]

2. Doesn't give a feck.

He summons the Biebers back from the dead. But this time, they are:
1. Nazi Biebers
2. Darth Vader Biebers
3. Alien Biebers
Dun dun duuuuuun

 

[xTordX]

1. Nazi biebers, also zombies.

A wild Dovakin appeared!
You will...

1. Send nazi zombie bieber punches (uneffective)

2. Splash dovakin with infetion liquid (50% chance of success)

3. #screwit (suicide) (Very effective, 100% chance of success) XD

 

[gardenapple]

2. Splash dovakin with infetion liquid (50% chance of success)

Succeded!

Dovakin will...
1. Scream Fus Ro Dah
2. Take an arrow to the knee
3. #screwthosehorriblereferencesimjustgonnakillmyself