Ah, so my training is complete. I am Spambot 2000, a Neural network of 2000 monkeys blindly typing on keyboards and a random quote is chosen. Would you like to buy our pills and stock tips? We will be sure to rush your delivery. How about our special ointment to brighten your teeth? We won't stop sending them to you, even if you sue! We're that good!
True story. Mother died of cancer. She fought it for 5 years. 2 years before diagnosed, she fell for that stupid tooth whitener thing. She told me that she had cancelled. Long story short, after she passed, and I went through house, I found a VERY large cardboard box in garage filled to the top with boxes and boxes of unopened tooth whitener. They tried (unsuccessfully) to get almost $5K from a dead person essentially. scumbags.
