Riddle me This (Forum Game)

[xTordX]

I'm thinking of a man in dapper clothing missing a certain facial features, or any features in general.

^

 

[CoolSquid]

@xTordX?

 

[xTordX]

._. How is that... i won't even ask.

 

[CoolSquid]

._. How is that... i won't even ask.

 

[DJ.]

"Wearing Dapper clothing" "lacks any features at all"
No features means no dapper clothing.
No features means nothing.
Nothing is black hole.
Man is therefore black hole.
Only man to be black hole is Homer Jay Simpson.

By logic, I have proved that the answer to your riddle is Homer from The Simpsons.

 

[xTordX]

._. Or the version of Doctor Who from the Simpsons who travels through dimensions and all that crap

 

[DJ.]

The doctor's name is now Homer Simpson.

BBC gets sued, but then sues fox for not realising that Doctor Who is older than The Simpsons.

 

[xTordX]

This is not corrupt a wish...

 

[DJ.]

I know, but Fox deserves to get sued. I have proved, from a riddle, that fox should be sued by BBC.

 

[xTordX]

What the heck is wrong with you DJ? You've changed...

 

[DJ.]

I haven't changed, only my avatar pic.

I'm just more vocal about logic. Anyway, the thread has derailed, so...
You are in a room with a table, and no exit. How do you escape?

 

[xTordX]

:|
Through the window!

 

[DJ.]

Nope, no exits at all.

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

I haven't changed, only my avatar pic.

I'm just more vocal about logic. Anyway, the thread has derailed, so...
You are in a room with a table, and no exit. How do you escape?

You rub your hands until they are sore. You take the saw and cut the table in half, two halves make a whole. Climb through the hole.

Imagine you are in a room with no doors or windows, how do you get out

 

[DJ.]

You go through the doorway.

What is special about the number 10193133?


Also Tord. The main way I have changed is I'm now 1337% more Hoxtalicious.

 

[CoolSquid]

Largest prime number thingy found or something?

 

[xTordX]

Is it... A tesseract?

 

[DJ.]

Nope, and nope.

Spoiler: Hints

Try saying it aloud.

 

[xTordX]

No. Idea. (Yet.)

 

[CoolSquid]

Go sleep tord. You need it.