Retaliation

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PODonnell

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Ok, I have a younger sibling that needs to be taught the need to show a bit of courtesy. Last night (7:00) I found out that she needed me to give her a lift to the airport this morning (4:30). She also mentioned that she needs me to keep her dog for a week. This morning I greeted her, the spawn, and "notthehusband" with coffees and hot chocolate. while we're getting bags transferred and the parking situation sorted she mentions that I need to keep an eye on the dog as it's showing signs of incontinence.

upon leaving the house, I inquire as to what time the flight is scheduled and realize we have about 5 minutes of leeway which means breakfast is a granola bar. Then comes a 45 minute drive with a cranky 3 year old, while I find out that a major fight has been started with our mother...... which I'm sure I'll hear a lot more about by the end of the weekend.

No apologies were ever offered
No breakfast was ever offered (not that time was available)
No gas money was offered (even though she knows I would have refused)
She didn't have an extra coffee in her hand as she came through my door.

Now to some extent this is what family is for, I reserve the right to call upon her, and expect her to call on me. That said this trip could have been carried out in a far more courteous fashion.

At this point I am considering combing a kool-aid paste through the dogs hair, but would appreciate any reasonable ideas the community would like to throw in the hopper.
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PODonnell

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Oh, and after seeing the "free" purse she carried on.... next time I fly I'm carrying a satchel in addition to my carry-on...... if they make an issue of it I'll pull out a tent sized muumuu, put it on and dare them to tell me I can't carry on my "purse".

I also just learned a scrabble word for disposing of extra U's......
 

DoomSquirter

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Home Alone
Invent a time machine
Kill sibling in utero
Profit

Glad I'm an only child.

Seriously? Some people need a huge hammer to hit them on the head for them to realize boundaries. Some are more aware sans anvil dropping on head. Seems like your sister is one of those needing a hammer, so it seems that being direct is the required hammer here. It doesn't help for future thanksgivings, etc. but it does seem that if this is a pattern that has persisted in the past, it will continue on this way without an intervention of sorts.

My advice is purely theoretical. To my dismay, I speak what's on my mind at all times, thus, people never get this far with me. My wife on the other hand is exactly this kind of person. Our life has been sitcom worthy since inception. :)

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Hambeau

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The wife tells me of a time when her "best" friend asked her to watch her 3-year old (at the time) for about an hour.

After 2 hours she started feeding the spawn Skittles.

At 3 hours the kid asked what he was eating so much of... The wife's response? "Oh, that's just crack".

At 6 hours the kid was picked up, hyper as all getout, and my wife was asked why she had given the kid so much sugar... She innocently replied "That's what he wanted to eat."

Two days later she got a call... Seemed the friend and kid had gone into a store and the kid started screaming for crack! Friend apologized for leaving the kid so long and never asked for free babysitting again. :D
 
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DoomSquirter

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The wife tells me of a time when her "best" friend asked her to watch her 3-year old (at the time) for about an hour.

After 2 hours she started feeding the spawn Skittles.

At 3 hours the kid asked what he was eating so much of... The wife's response? "Oh, that's just crack".

At 6 hours the kid was picked up, hyper as all getout, and my wife was asked why she had given the kid so much sugar... She innocently replied "That's what he wanted to eat."

Two days later she got a call... Seemed the friend and kid had gone into a store and the kid started screaming for crack! Friend apologized for leaving the kid so long and never asked for free babysitting again. :D
Actually, I can think of one awesome way (theoretical of course) along those same lines.

If kid is of an age where they are learning words, spend your entire time saying something the dad does, to illicit the wording "Daddy has", like a belt or something, but start calling it an affair. thus, instead of the word belt, the tike will start calling it an affair. Hillarity ensues when kid blurts out that daddy has an affair. :)