Jeff only has two weeks to live. Jeff cannot die until the two weeks are up. Jeff has horrible luck. You get to decide how Jeff gets tortured.
Poor little Jeff
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Jeff has 50 hot dogs shoved down his throat while cry-reading every word from "It's EveryDay Bro".
Jeff is crushed to the point of his molecules fusing with the molecules of the ground and it causing a nuclear explosion in the 50 gigaton range.
I declare that Jeff's body has inherited Jeff's imperviousness and cannot be removed from existence. Therefor, the game is now about how we want to desecrate his body 
I vote anal probing
I vote anal probing