Vote Shazam08.
Now, you may be wondering why I have done this. You see, I have some very good reasons, all of which are grounded in imagination and conjecture, and none of which have basis.
First off, Shazam is a reindeer. This is very similar to a normal deer, which are widely known to attack ( and kill ) hunters on a weekly basis. Deer hit squads have become a serious problem, ever since they allied with the moon bears.
Secondly, I have recently acquired information that Shazam has entered into an alliance with the said moon bears. We coincide this even with the recent attack on the TOP SECRET: moon base.
Thirdly, Shazam is smelly. He really needs to bathe.
Fourthly, Shazam is power hungry. He recently invaded an oil-rich Arab nation in the name of FREEDOM.
Evidence: