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146 I know a joke too. A wise old German clock maker was brought a clock for repair. The customer said that it was is grandmothers who had bought it in Germany on a trip many years ago. She had given it to him a few years ago and she had recently passed away. He told the clock maker that it had worked wonderfully but recently all it would do is "tick". The clock maker worked on it for a week with no success, as a last resort he took it home to his personal workshop and in the dim light of his basement, he put the clock on the worktable turned a bright light on over the table sat down, cracked his knuckles and said. "Vee can do dis dee easy vay or da hahd vay. Either vay, I haff vays of making you tock"
148. Bad chemistry joke. Its relatively safe to drink H2O2. its more commonly known as Hydrogen Peroxide or Hydrogen Dioxide. Of course the 3% you find in drugstores isnt food grade and has a variety of other chemicals in it that is NOT ingestible. Food grade H2O2 is about a 35% solution, and of course NASA uses about a 90% solution as a source of oxygen and rocket fuel.
Another scientific joke, there are 10 types of people in the world those that understand binary and those that don't
Another scientific joke, there are 10 types of people in the world those that understand binary and those that don't
151.. Prime and to let you in on the binary joke 10 in binary is 2 so binary counts like this. 0001 =1 0010=2 0011=3 0100=4 0101=5 0110=6 0111=7 1000=8 etc