Looking for Bee Jokes/Puns

[Norfgarb]

So I have want to get as many bee jokes as people can think of to put on signs all over my bee house before my mates can come on to play with me next.

There more ashamed you are of the joke the better, just post as many as you can and try to keep them short enough to fit on a sign.

Edit: for the record, it's meant to be completely lame

 

[Abdiel]

I keep calling the modpack Feed the Bees.

 

[Norfgarb]

love it, was thinking I'd have a sign over my automated stuff saying "Let it Bee"

 

[Icarus White]

"Buzz for assistance"? Darn.

I've always wanted to get some distilled bees and put up a sign saying PETROLEUM PRODUCTION CHIEF or something similar, but that's not really in the same spirit.

 

[Omicron]

"I'm a Beeliever!"

 

[blaize9]

"It's good to bee me"

 

[Rhodan]

I would comb the internet for some bee puns for you, but I'm a bit buzzy right now. Most of my attempts would end up on the Bee-list anyway, they don't sting like a good pun would.
I might be a hard worker, but my puns tend to drone on and on.

Also, zombees.

 

[Poppycocks]

This thread is quickly beecomming very desbeecable.

 

[blaize9]

It's ok honey, I forgive you.

 

[Hydra]

To bee or not to bee, that's the question.

 

[blaize9]

How about something related to a sting operation?

 

[blaize9]

Bee clear what you are getting yourself into

 

[Exedra]

I would make one, but that would bee a waste of my time.

 

[Norfgarb]

How about something related to a sting operation?

Definitely could go with my tropical bees.

I'm also gonna have to have one that says "Let's bee friends" and then have a item frame with a bee in it because simpsons.

 

[Hydra]

I would make one, but that would bee a waste of my time.

You should try to bee a bit less stingy.

 

[trunksbomb]

I think we all get that "bee" can replace "be" in the pun.. jeez, even Paul 'n' Nate can come up with better puns.

 

[Hydra]

I think we all get that "bee" can replace "be" in the pun.. jeez, even Paul 'n' Nate can come up with better puns.

You sure know how to honey-coat your replies don't you?

 

[Lambert2191]

guys guys... beehave will you?[DOUBLEPOST=1362490677][/DOUBLEPOST]

"I'm a Beeliever!"

I beelieve I can fly!
Strapon my gravisuit and touch the sky(limit)
I think about it every night and day!
Breed my bees, feed some cows some hay!

I believe I can build!
can't believe how many skels I killed
they droppin bones at my feet
makin bonemeal to feed my wheat!

 

[Omicron]

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[Lambert2191]