If this is the answer what is the question?

[jordsta95]

What mob drop(s) make even the most mature of people giggle?

24

 

[xTordX]

What is the meaning of death?
Butter

 

[jordsta95]

What is the only acceptable thing to put on toast?

I heard Direwolf20 is going to do a mod spotlight on that

 

[xTordX]

Any news about Ender IO?
Purple

 

[jordsta95]

Which mentat is the best mentat?

Fun fact... I have a lot of them

 

[xTordX]

Anyone has any Ignis points?
Potataaazzz

 

[jordsta95]

What does everyone seem to be obsessed with on this forum?

DIAMONDS

 

[xTordX]

What was that achievement called?

Violets are red, roses are blue... Wait...

 

[jordsta95]

Write a love poem for me? :3 *flutters eyes*

That's not good enough

 

[xTordX]

What if i don't stab you in the face?
Death

 

[jordsta95]

What would be bliss?

Easy come easy go

 

[xTordX]

Where's the money?!?
C*m tastes so goood!

 

[jordsta95]

What would you recommend I eat next?

That's just gross...

 

[RJS]

Hey, ever gone swimming in a sewage plant?

Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope

 

[jordsta95]

What was my response to that last question?

A bucket full of peni

 

[RJS]

What do you want for dinner? (This has gone downhill very quickly)

The orphanage attacked me!

 

[jordsta95]

Why did you wake up in a cold sweat?

THAT GUY OVER THERE *points*

 

[xTordX]

Who's a wolf?
Die, pie!!!

 

[jordsta95]

What are the two things I want from you?

Monocles are the way forward

 

[Shazam08]

I've just lost an eye; How can I cope?

Incredibly handsome.