If I were king....

[PhantomRage]

I will stop you by inventing the "cure". It's called PlatypusKillerRobomatic.

If I were king, I would order everyone in the world to give me 1 ounce of gold.

 

[Rhsolyn]

And I would stop you by sending out squids to steal all the gold. (ew did I just make a Sky reference?)

If I were king, I would command everyone give me free online games >;D

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

I...micro transactions. That is all

If I were king i would kill all people who reference sky(SQUIDS SQUIDS EVIL EVIL BUDDER BUDDER people)

 

[PhantomRage]

I will stop you by making immortality achievable.

If I were King, social democracy would reign supreme!