If I were king....

[Tellerofstones]

Really simple would say "If I were king... <Insert Thing You Would Do>".
Then another person would say "I will stop <Insert Person name> by <Insert thing you would do>"
Then that person would say there thing, a bit like reverse butler....

Anyways, lets get started!


If I were king... I would hide in a house of something lava proof and make it rain lava killing everyone! Mwahahaaha!

 

[VikeStep]

I will stop Tellerofstones by turning all lava into water and turning Tellerofstones into lava

 

[Tellerofstones]

I will stop Tellerofstones by turning all lava into water and turning Tellerofstones into lava

No you have to include what you would do if you were king xD

This post was never really here.

 

[VikeStep]

ok, so I thought that the thing we did is what I would do to stop you

If I were king, I would make Notch the Prime Minister of Australia

 

[un worry]

If I were Queen, I would appoint Notch as Governor General ... and promote BDubs and GennyB to run the country. A definite improvement on the crew we recently elected

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

I stop un worry by turning sustralia into shrek and turning him into donkey

I will start my rule by making SUper Gaming Bros the official TV channel creators

 

[goreae]

I will stop you by helping BBC to issue a full-scale lawsuit against your anti-creativity tyranny.

I would make cats king.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

I will stop with an army of wolves

I make a cloning device(they exist IRL)

 

[goreae]

I stop him by-wait. Cloning machines IRL are kind of pointless. It would be easier to get a mammy aminal and a daddy aminal and have them make a babby aminal.

I make a Organic Technology Replication Plant, capable of taking any organism and creating an exact copy of them.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

I eat the plants ruinging it

I create the tomorrow people

 

[goreae]

In two days they become the Yesterday People.

I decree that every citizen must wear a fine monocle upon their face.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

I make every citizen to poor to wear a monocle
I decree every species becomes slowpoke

 

[Rhsolyn]

I stop ThatOneSlowking with a convenient Pokeball. Gotta catch 'em all, right?

If I were king, I would send out my attack cows to kill everyone I don't like. Which is almost nobody. So basically I'll just send out some cows to eat grass.

 

[goreae]

I stop you by calling aliens.
I would call aliens.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

I call them and tell them false alarm
I destroy all pokempballs

 

[gardenapple]

I will stop you by creating PokeCubes!
If I were the king, I would kill all platypuses

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Erm, what?
Killing platypuses?
Screw those im busy destroying pokecubes

If I were king I destroy pokecubes

 

[kaovalin]

I will stop you by being a slightly faster king. Once I secure my throne I will turn amazon into a global pizza delievery service with semi autonomous aerial pizza drones capable of delievering to any GPS coordinate at any elevation (and since theyre robots you dont need to tip them).

 

[PhantomRage]

I will stop you by giving AI self-awareness. They soon take over the world.

If I were king, I would get to eat pure 100% cow meat hamburgers every day.

 

[gardenapple]

I will stop you by throwing all the cows in a volcano
If I were king, I would create an army of ZOMBIE platypuses! (dun dun DUN)