Hush little baby, don't say a word...

[goreae]

Daddy's going to buy you a mockingbird.

This game is basically the FTB forum members writing our own version of this lullaby. It is more than likely going to be extremely deranged.

The guidelines are basically to take the previous user's item and point out something that could go wrong. It can be anything. You then say "(parental figure of choice) is going to buy you a [new item]."
The two parts should rhyme with each other, or at least come close.

Example:
1. Daddy's going to buy you a mockingbird.
2. And if that mockingbird doesn't secrete a deadly neurotoxin, mommy's going to buy you some Robitussin.
3. And if that Robitussin doesn't cure your cold, then your parent is going to buy you some deadly mold.
4. and if that mold doesn't...

So we'll start with the beginning of the actual song.

Hush little baby don't say a word, daddy's going to buy you a mockingbird.

 

[Jess887cp]

And if that mockingbird don't fly, momma's gonna get you a human eye!

 

[goreae]

And if that eye can't see your soul, daddy's going to buy you the uncommon cold.

 

[Jess887cp]

And if that cold gives you a cough, momma's gonna make you into a broth.

 

[goreae]

And if that broth isn't even warm, then you'll turn into your original form.

 

[the_j485]

And if that form is far too small, mummy's going to hang you from the wall...

 

[goreae]

And if you don't look like a Van Gogh, daddy's going to cut your ear right off.

 

[Jess887cp]

And if that ear is a butterfly, suddenly Bill Nye the Science Guy!

 

[goreae]

And if bill nye doesn't make you SCIENCE, daddy's going to give you a herd of giants.

 

[the_j485]

And if that herd doesn't trample you to death, then mummy's going to change your name to Seth.

 

[goreae]

And if people think that you're a dweeb, daddy's gonna buy you a shiny thing.

 

[VikeStep]

and if that shiny thing dont blind your eyes, mummas gonna get you some mcdonalds french fries

 

[goreae]

And if those fries don't make you fat, daddy's going to dump you in a vat.

 

[the_j485]

And if you don't drown in that vat, daddy's going to strangle you with a cravat.

 

[goreae]

And if you don't die in horrible pain, then daddy's going to love you like a son again.

 

[the_j485]

And I don't kill you with love, daddy's going to smother you with a glove.

 

[Droideka30]

And if that glove is a size too small, Daddy's gonna buy you the Berlin Wall.

 

[the_j485]

If if that wall isn't broken down, daddy's going to batter you to death with a crown.

 

[goreae]

And if that crown doesn't have fancy jewels, daddy's going to give it to a king that rules.

 

[dgdas9]

And if that king is not you, mommy is going to give you a dog

(Is it any good?)