TO PAY FOR YOUR PATHETIC MORTAL IGNORANCE AND PETTY INSOLENCE, I SHALL NOW UNLEASH UNTO YOU THE MOST HORRIFYING OF ALL MANKIND'S INVENTIONS: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu
(also the contents of the article are relevant to the current discussion. Cthulhu would probably just laugh as your knife misses him by about a hundred feet while going straight into his chest. This would drive you insane and then he would eat you because he's a THOUSAND FOOT DRAGON OCTOPUS DEMIGOD FROM HELL)
(also the contents of the article are relevant to the current discussion. Cthulhu would probably just laugh as your knife misses him by about a hundred feet while going straight into his chest. This would drive you insane and then he would eat you because he's a THOUSAND FOOT DRAGON OCTOPUS DEMIGOD FROM HELL)