Move over girls, I got this. I'll make an acronym story if you don't mind. Each sentence will start with the letter instead of word.
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As Martin was leaving the grovery store, he felt a pang of guilt.
"Stealing is wrong!" his conscience screamed at him.
Doubling his pace, Martin heard yelling from behind him.
For all of the trouble he went through, he only got away with $6.72.
Dollars and cents, money makes the world go round, and Martin just needed the stuff to survive.
Holding the money in his pocket tight, Martin got into his sorry excuse of an automobile and headed home.
"Great. Just great." Martin said aloud as he heard the screech of sirens, the flashing red and blue of the police.
Jail was all that awaited Martin, so he pulled out his gun and changed that fact in two seconds.