Epic Chat Moments

[SkeletonPunk]

I dont know why this is funny to me but it is so...
*on Mineplex playing super smash mobs*
dark_link5000(me) drew first blood!
random guy1: HACKER
me: no
random guy two: Team on dark!
me: WHAT THE HELL I KILLED ONE GUY
random guy3: KILL DARK KILL DARK
me: what?
*kills every body twice still has 4 lives*
random guy 2: YOU OBVIOUSLY HACK
me: how?
random guy 1 left the game
random guy 3 left the game
random guy 2 left the game
*I win back at lobby*
*another person joins*
random guy 1a: you win the last game?
me: I guess...

 

[goreae]

Spoiler

Exedra wrote: Everyone rejoice! Your posts can now have as many quotes as you like! Try not to. Make them like, 50 deep though.
Bellaabzug21 wrote: Let the quote train begin.
ApSciLiara wrote: Choo choo! All aboard the quotation train to English City!
Bellaabzug21 wrote: Tickets! Tickets please!
ApSciLiara wrote: That'll be 100.
EternalDensity wrote: Mornington Crescent!
the_j485 wrote: I'm sorry sir, the train broke down!
Bellaabzug21 wrote: Screw this! Let's get a plane!
Exedra wrote: [heavy breathing]
ApSciLiara wrote: HOW ABOUT A SPACESHIP YOU BASIC BITCHES
GPuzzle wrote: Spaceships? How about the TARDIS?
Exedra wrote: HOW ABOUT A BICYCLE YOU ADVANCED BITCHES
ApSciLiara wrote: A bicycle built for 5?
the_j485 wrote: How about 5 bicycles?
ApSciLiara wrote: Fuck off, spaceships are cool.
Exedra wrote: Space bike built for 5
Bellaabzug21 wrote: Transdimensional bike built for twenty.
Exedra wrote: I like this man.
the_j485 wrote: I concur, but how about 20 transdimensional bikes built for 5 spaceships?
Exedra wrote: This is getting ridiculous, we're getting another train.
ApSciLiara wrote: How about we just ride a meat bicycle built for 2?
Exedra wrote: *raises eyebrow*
ApSciLiara wrote: Borderlands, man!
Bellaabzug21 wrote: Blasphemy! I demand a flying dildo with wings!
ApSciLiara wrote: Bella is banned for saying he wants a flying dildo with wings. Will a rocket-propelled hot dog work instead?
Dgdas9 wrote: Wrong thread, wrong forums. Oh wait...
the_j485 wrote: Dave is banned for ruining the train.
the_j485 wrote: THE TRAIN STOPS FOR NO ONE.
goreae wrote: Who needs transportation? i just appear wherever I want to be. Especially if it happens to be a hill. Oh, and I put out a throw pillow for GPuzzle as well.
whizzball1 wrote: Teleportation is for lazies. Get up and move, soldier!

we had just gotten unlimited nested quotes and were trying them out. It was one large nested quote, but I edited it for readability.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

I dont know why this is funny to me but it is so...
*on Mineplex playing super smash mobs*
dark_link5000(me) drew first blood!
random guy1: HACKER
me: no
random guy two: Team on dark!
me: WHAT THE HELL I KILLED ONE GUY
random guy3: KILL DARK KILL DARK
me: what?
*kills every body twice still has 4 lives*
random guy 2: YOU OBVIOUSLY HACK
me: how?
random guy 1 left the game
random guy 3 left the game
random guy 2 left the game
*I win back at lobby*
*another person joins*
random guy 1a: you win the last game?
me: I guess...

That is my mineplex smash mobs experience. I dont die, people blame hax. Heck, I was reported once for "killaura" when I was being pro as enderman. Its hilarious.

 

[goreae]

It's always quite flattering to be accused of hacks.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

It's always quite flattering to be accused of hacks.

Right after you posted that I was accused

 

[SkeletonPunk]

Right after you posted that I was accused

I was reported and kicked temporarily until i told the moderators what happened

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

I was reported and kicked temporarily until i told the moderators what happened

Whats annoying though is when someone actually does hack, and no one cares.
Basically if I play:
Everyone teams on me
Some people hack
A sliver actually plays nice!


Anyways

I was being ref for pvp on a semipublic server on the ultimate pack in the summer;
Me: AND YOU ARE DEAD
Alert:You have been muted!
Me *writes sign telling friends to ask why*
Owner: for using caps
Friend: he was ref for a battle!
Owner comes and accidentally kills me
I lost 500 levels of XP
Me:...
*leaves server*

 

[PeggleFrank]

<13:23:17> *** You are now talking in channel: "Lobby (10min Idle Kick)"
<13:23:28> *** You are now talking in channel: "No Topic TS"
<14:00:29> "PeggleFrank": Heyo nose
<14:02:23> "Nose": I am a strange person
<14:37:31> "PeggleFrank": You like being redundant don't you
<14:37:40> "Nose": I just
<14:37:53> "PeggleFrank": wow
<14:37:56> "PeggleFrank": much incomplete
<14:37:59> "PeggleFrank": very not english
<14:38:03> "Nose": My cousin has amazing curves man
<14:38:08> "PeggleFrank": Bang her
<14:38:10> "PeggleFrank": Be (REDACTED)
<14:38:21> "Nose": I actually wish that
<14:38:26> "PeggleFrank": Good to know
<14:38:31> "PeggleFrank": Did you just wake up
<14:38:36> "Nose": kinda
<14:38:44> "PeggleFrank": Kinda = Yes
<14:38:55> "Nose": and was awoken early
<14:39:08> "Nose": SHe also has like perfect features
<14:39:15> "Nose": It's been 2 years
<14:39:22> "PeggleFrank": Right on
<14:39:33> "PeggleFrank": You know I'm logging this log right
<14:39:38> "Nose": o
<14:39:39> "PeggleFrank": Word
<14:40:38> "PeggleFrank": Guess what
<14:40:43> "PeggleFrank": http://forum.feed-the-beast.com/threads/epic-chat-moments.22285/page-10#post-525105
<14:40:46> "Nose": no
<14:40:50> "PeggleFrank": Yes
<14:40:57> "PeggleFrank": I didn't post anything LOL
<14:41:05> "Nose": o_o
<14:41:28> "PeggleFrank": This is what happens when we're both tired as hell
<14:41:33> "PeggleFrank": Great
<14:41:52> "Nose": Don't do anything you would regret :s
<14:42:03> "PeggleFrank": Already did
<14:42:07> "PeggleFrank": With that dark carnival thread
<14:42:09> "PeggleFrank": That I totally fucked up
<14:42:17> "PeggleFrank": That was yesterday at 2 am but still :s
<14:43:18> "PeggleFrank": Guess what
<14:43:26> "Nose": huh
<14:44:25> "PeggleFrank": http://forum.feed-the-beast.com/threads/epic-chat-moments.22285/page-10#post-527633
<14:44:51> "Nose": <14:38:10> "PeggleFrank": Be (REDACTED)
<14:44:54> "Nose": lol
<14:45:09> "PeggleFrank": Lol
<14:45:14> "PeggleFrank": Yeah I don't want (REDACTED) to kill me
<14:45:18> "PeggleFrank": Over (REDACTED)
<14:45:20> "Nose": u should delete that
<14:45:34> "PeggleFrank": Yes
<14:45:40> "Nose": obv I would never have sex with my cousin
<14:45:44> "Nose": ehem
<14:45:54> "PeggleFrank": Obviosuly
<14:46:06> "PeggleFrank": You know you're still in that mode where you just woke up
<14:46:11> "PeggleFrank": So that's not really a fair assessment
<14:46:16> "PeggleFrank": Over your previous assessments
<14:46:17> "PeggleFrank": Because reason

 

[NosePicker5555]

<13:23:17> *** You are now talking in channel: "Lobby (10min Idle Kick)"
<13:23:28> *** You are now talking in channel: "No Topic TS"
<14:00:29> "PeggleFrank": Heyo nose
<14:02:23> "Nose": I am a strange person
<14:37:31> "PeggleFrank": You like being redundant don't you
<14:37:40> "Nose": I just
<14:37:53> "PeggleFrank": wow
<14:37:56> "PeggleFrank": much incomplete
<14:37:59> "PeggleFrank": very not english
<14:38:03> "Nose": My cousin has amazing curves man
<14:38:08> "PeggleFrank": Bang her
<14:38:10> "PeggleFrank": Be (REDACTED)
<14:38:21> "Nose": I actually wish that
<14:38:26> "PeggleFrank": Good to know
<14:38:31> "PeggleFrank": Did you just wake up
<14:38:36> "Nose": kinda
<14:38:44> "PeggleFrank": Kinda = Yes
<14:38:55> "Nose": and was awoken early
<14:39:08> "Nose": SHe also has like perfect features
<14:39:15> "Nose": It's been 2 years
<14:39:22> "PeggleFrank": Right on
<14:39:33> "PeggleFrank": You know I'm logging this log right
<14:39:38> "Nose": o
<14:39:39> "PeggleFrank": Word
<14:40:38> "PeggleFrank": Guess what
<14:40:43> "PeggleFrank": http://forum.feed-the-beast.com/threads/epic-chat-moments.22285/page-10#post-525105
<14:40:46> "Nose": no
<14:40:50> "PeggleFrank": Yes
<14:40:57> "PeggleFrank": I didn't post anything LOL
<14:41:05> "Nose": o_o
<14:41:28> "PeggleFrank": This is what happens when we're both tired as hell
<14:41:33> "PeggleFrank": Great
<14:41:52> "Nose": Don't do anything you would regret :s
<14:42:03> "PeggleFrank": Already did
<14:42:07> "PeggleFrank": With that dark carnival thread
<14:42:09> "PeggleFrank": That I totally fucked up
<14:42:17> "PeggleFrank": That was yesterday at 2 am but still :s
<14:43:18> "PeggleFrank": Guess what
<14:43:26> "Nose": huh
<14:44:25> "PeggleFrank": http://forum.feed-the-beast.com/threads/epic-chat-moments.22285/page-10#post-527633
<14:44:51> "Nose": <14:38:10> "PeggleFrank": Be (REDACTED)
<14:44:54> "Nose": lol
<14:45:09> "PeggleFrank": Lol
<14:45:14> "PeggleFrank": Yeah I don't want (REDACTED) to kill me
<14:45:18> "PeggleFrank": Over (REDACTED)
<14:45:20> "Nose": u should delete that
<14:45:34> "PeggleFrank": Yes
<14:45:40> "Nose": obv I would never have sex with my cousin
<14:45:44> "Nose": ehem
<14:45:54> "PeggleFrank": Obviosuly
<14:46:06> "PeggleFrank": You know you're still in that mode where you just woke up
<14:46:11> "PeggleFrank": So that's not really a fair assessment
<14:46:16> "PeggleFrank": Over your previous assessments
<14:46:17> "PeggleFrank": Because reason

This was not me..I swear

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Pineapple is love. Pineapple is life.

I had fun copy pasting that on a server that had abusive admins. Before I got banned of course

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Pineapple is love. Pineapple is life.

I had fun copy pasting that on a server that had abusive admins. Before I got banned of course

Shrek is love. Shrek is life

 

[Rhsolyn]

[19:11:11] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Group] Rhsolyn: No such thing as a peaceful shower in Wasted
[19:11:14] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Group] Rhsolyn:
[19:11:31] [Client thread/WARN]: Unable to play unknown soundEvent: minecraft:
[19:11:22] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Group] Rhsolyn: Was that you?
[19:11:26] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Group] rorlord: Yah
[19:11:31] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Group] rorlord: Shooting the window in the shower
[19:11:32] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Group] Rhsolyn: ok, good
[19:11:43] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Group] rorlord: Now it's no longer a TV, it's the real thing XD
[19:11:50] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Group] Rhsolyn: xD

Played Wasted with my friend. We found a shower. I decided we had to shove Teller in it. Ror decided he needed a shower himself. Teller and I decided to spy. It was fun. ;D

 

[Rhsolyn]

fyi, me and some of my friends call a ban a banana.

[15:49:22] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <BlockBanker9> I lied D: I actually got a banana
[15:49:28] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <holyghost316> with the plugs etc
[15:49:31] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <Rhsolyn> You got a banana?
[15:49:32] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <djclay> we need gm back
[15:49:32] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <Rhsolyn> How?
[15:49:33] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <Rhsolyn> what?
[15:49:36] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <holyghost316> ill do building
[15:49:36] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <Rhsolyn> when? What server?
[15:49:37] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <Rhsolyn> :O
[15:49:37] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <BlockBanker9> irl
[15:49:37] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <holyghost316> stuff
[15:49:41] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <Rhsolyn> oh
[15:49:41] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <Rhsolyn> xD
[15:49:42] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <Rhsolyn> LOL

 

[Rhsolyn]

[00:25:52] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Member]xXjorge123: I dont speak english T-T i am too bad in the English
[00:26:02] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Trusted]~Levon: What do you speak?
[00:26:07] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Member]xXjorge123: Spawnish
[00:26:10] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Member]xXjorge123: spawnish
[00:26:11] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [?Scavenger?]slazer123: i can tell kinda ^^
[00:26:13] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Green_Day]letsrock6969: do chickens drown in water?
[00:26:14] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Member]xXjorge123: spanish
[00:26:15] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [CagedAnimals]Rhsolyn: spamish?
[00:26:18] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] romeo__01 has completed the monsterslayer challenge!
[00:26:18] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [CagedAnimals]Rhsolyn: I mean..

 

[SkeletonPunk]

This isn't really a chat moment, I am just to confused as to why google does this stuff(at least i think its a google thing)

I mean really??!?! I get it, something bad happened, don't have to wave it my face!

 

[Rhsolyn]

[16:48:07] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [JustABlock]BlockBanker9: Rhs, what did you spend your money on?
[16:48:11] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Balance: $4265.78
[16:48:12] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [CagedAnimals]Rhsolyn: Hell
[16:48:19] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [JustABlock]BlockBanker9: Oh.

(I bought nether biome for my skyblock)

 

[Rhsolyn]

[19:38:40] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Infinity*Beyond]sinkingtheanchor: wot
[19:38:42] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Infinity*Beyond]sinkingtheanchor: wot do u want
[19:38:47] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [VIP]Gonzotje1337: ure money
[19:38:50] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Infinity*Beyond]sinkingtheanchor: no gtfo
[19:38:54] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [VIP]Gonzotje1337: :c
[19:39:38] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Infinity*Beyond]sinkingtheanchor: menno, you have 4grand more than me
[19:39:46] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [VIP]Gonzotje1337: i was kidding XD
[19:39:49] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Infinity*Beyond]sinkingtheanchor: lol
[19:39:50] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [CagedAnimals]~RhsoTheBirdy: lol
[19:39:54] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Helper]BlockBanker9: lol
[19:39:56] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Infinity*Beyond]sinkingtheanchor: lol
[19:39:57] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [CagedAnimals]~RhsoTheBirdy: lol
[19:40:00] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [?Scavenger?]L0uiigi: lol
[19:40:00] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [VIP]Gonzotje1337: lol
[19:40:05] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Member+]nocino: lol

 

[Rhsolyn]

[20:03:23] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Gold]Tr33Punch3r1: duct tape fixes everything
[20:03:34] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Elite]Coolguy1911: it doesnt fix my gf
[20:03:41] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Gold]Tr33Punch3r1: ya it does
[20:03:45] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Elite]Coolguy1911: nope, I tried
[20:03:52] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Gold]Tr33Punch3r1: add a little glue to it
[20:03:56] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Gold]Tr33Punch3r1: should fix
[20:03:57] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Elite]Coolguy1911: ahh, ok
[20:03:59] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Elite]Coolguy1911: I got this
[20:04:00] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Gold]Tr33Punch3r1: yeah
[20:04:04] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Elite]Coolguy1911: seems legit
[20:04:05] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Gold]Tr33Punch3r1: i did it and it works
[20:04:11] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Gold]Tr33Punch3r1: perfectly

Oh by the way guys. I'm back to spam this thread because I'm easily amused. >

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

SomeguyIcan'trememberthenameof (in chat) : how do I chat?

 

[SkeletonPunk]

SomeguyIcan'trememberthenameof (in chat) : how do I chat?

IGN 8/8 Gr8 m8