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Materite

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At 12:39 by Kir: Aha! I found the perfect game! TF2!
At 12:40 by Mater: No.That is the f**king worst game ever.
At 13:00 by Mater: OH, by the way, PINGAS.
At 13:03 by Kir: F*** you.
 
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thewindmillman

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i was on a PvP server with a plugin that made custom death messages.
then this little gem popped up:


Skybrody's Wood has claimed OldFarmer101 as another victim!
 
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GPuzzle

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This neat little gem from a friend of mine came during some CS GO:

"Man, this has got more smokes than freaking Jamaica!"
(We were playing CT side on Inferno and they had resmoked their positions, so we couldn't attack them)
 
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GPuzzle

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Guy #1: You know that X is a site for reading hentai, don't you?
X: Why do you think I chose it?
Guy #2: Wait, why do you know it is a site for reading hentai?

Oh, TF2 servers.
How I love your chat logs.
 

NosePicker5555

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Guy #1: You know that X is a site for reading hentai, don't you?
X: Why do you think I chose it?
Guy #2: Wait, why do you know it is a site for reading hentai?

Oh, TF2 servers.
How I love your chat logs.
Should really use different variables for your naming.. I thought that the site was talking to Guy #2
RGLDDNa.png
 
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PeggleFrank

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I find the [obj] Unicode tags amusing.

<17:27:58> "Nose": 2GBs of RAM and 256 PermGen here
<17:28:17> "Nose": with those JVms
<17:28:27> "Cole": It didn't work :l
<17:30:24> "Cole": Erma gerd
<17:30:28> "Nose": So half work
<17:30:58> "Nose": Peggle how much RAM and PermGen do you have on there
<17:31:41> "PeggleFrank": 1024min 1024max
<17:31:43> "PeggleFrank": 128 permgen
<17:31:47> "PeggleFrank": Doing something with java
<17:32:00> "PeggleFrank": Because if I go above 1024 it can't reserve the heap memory and it instacrases
<17:32:03> "PeggleFrank": crashes*
<17:32:05> "PeggleFrank": DAmnit java
<17:32:05> "Nose": Do 2048 RAM and 256 oermgen
<17:32:06> "PeggleFrank": Get out of my face
<17:32:08> "PeggleFrank": I can't.
<17:32:11> "PeggleFrank": Instant crash.
<17:32:14> "Nose": ;o
<17:32:17> "Cole": Same
<17:32:58> "Nose": google it
<17:32:59> "PeggleFrank": Alright
<17:32:59> "PeggleFrank": Found it
<17:33:11> "PeggleFrank": It now recognizes that I have 64bit java on update 45
<17:33:16> "PeggleFrank": The previous version I had was update 17
<17:33:19> "PeggleFrank": Cole
<17:33:21> "PeggleFrank": On multiMC
<17:33:22> "Cole": Yes
<17:33:26> "PeggleFrank": Have it auto-detect the java version
<17:33:32> "VikeStep": ok, i need to update MMC5
<17:33:38> "PeggleFrank": If you don't have a 64bit update 45 version of java then you should go download it
<17:34:08> "PeggleFrank": WOO
<17:34:09> "PeggleFrank": It's working
<17:34:22> "Nose": :)
<17:35:02> "Nose": Waiting for cole now?
<17:35:16> "PeggleFrank": Ah fuck invalid registry call
<17:35:20> "techno156": XD
<17:35:25> "PeggleFrank": KIDDING
<17:35:32> "techno156": Yeah
<17:35:37> "PeggleFrank": Minecraft 1.6.4
<17:35:39> "PeggleFrank": 146 mods loaded
<17:35:41> "Cole": Wow you got me there
<17:35:41> "PeggleFrank": Jesus
<17:35:45> "PeggleFrank": This makes RR look small
<17:35:45> "Nose": I woulf have molested you
<17:35:48> "PeggleFrank": Lol
<17:35:51> "techno156": unless you mucked witht he registry, ain't gonna happen. :p
 
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Rhsolyn

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Messing around with a friend on a server with /fart. It was terrible.

Me: AUUGH WHAT THE HECK
Me: You farted on me and now I can't frickin' see
Me: The world is spinning!
Me: */fart*
Rhsolyn did a botty burp!
Louin eeeeeewwwww...!
Louin: lol nausea 1 for 10 seconds.
Me: What? your fart gave me blindness 1 and nausea 1 for 20 seconds!
Me: You must have refined farts.
Rhsolyn dropped a nuclear bomb!
Louin faints
Louin: AUUUGH BLINDNESS 2 NAUSEA 2 30 SECONDS
Me: BLAME THE TACOS
 
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Rhsolyn

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[CHAT] [CagedAnimals]Rhsolyn: Buying a clownfish
[15:25:12] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [GodLike]SirCacti: feesh
[15:25:21] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Elite]Nickcagnolin: Ask at the circus, Rhsolyn. They might ahve clownfish.

:3
 
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Rhsolyn

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[23:25:42] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Broken]Penusinacan: Are you a fat drunk redneck patriot or a igloo making moose riding maple syrup drinking person who
[23:25:48] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Broken]Penusinacan: says eh a lot eh?
[23:25:53] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Broken]Penusinacan: That took me 2 years to write.
[23:25:55] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [FreeAsWind]Rhsolyn: uuh
[23:25:57] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Broken]Penusinacan: Admire the work that went into it.
[23:25:58] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [FreeAsWind]Rhsolyn: I'm the igloo.
[23:26:01] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Member]magicmaan775: what specifically are you confused about?
[23:26:05] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Broken]Penusinacan: Same X:O
[23:26:17] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Member]magicmaan775: igloo
[23:26:21] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Broken]Penusinacan: Your gender.
[23:26:24] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [FreeAsWind]Rhsolyn: What
[23:26:29] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Broken]Penusinacan: wat?
[23:26:36] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Broken]Penusinacan: Let's play hop skotch.
[23:26:37] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Broken]Penusinacan: I quit.
[23:26:38] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [FreeAsWind]Rhsolyn: :D
[23:26:39] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Broken]Penusinacan: I win.
[23:26:40] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [FreeAsWind]Rhsolyn: D:
[23:26:44] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Broken]Penusinacan: :D
[23:26:44] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [FreeAsWind]Rhsolyn: Dang
[23:26:46] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [FreeAsWind]Rhsolyn: That was a fast game
[23:26:47] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [FreeAsWind]Rhsolyn: gg
[23:26:49] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Broken]Penusinacan: Skillz right?
[23:26:51] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Broken]Penusinacan: GG
[23:27:05] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Broken]Penusinacan: should I go google "Cheesy pick up lines?"
[23:27:09] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [QuartzMiner+]rorlord: I'm confused
[23:27:09] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Broken]Penusinacan: :3
[23:27:12] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [QuartzMiner+]rorlord: What's happening here?
[23:27:16] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [FreeAsWind]Rhsolyn: No idea ror
[23:27:18] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [FreeAsWind]Rhsolyn: Just go with it


My friend Penusinacan is a strange person ._.
 

Jess887cp

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Here's just something from an editor to an author.




Cloud Hop: you are terrible with your it's. They're almost all its, which is possessive, it's is a contraction

LAP: its not my fault

Cloud Hop: everything is your fault

LAP: even the pretzel getting stale?

Cloud Hop: YES

Cloud Hop: because YOU DIDN'T EAT IT FAST ENOUGH

LAP: BUT I WASN'T HUNGRY ENOUGH

Cloud Hop: THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT IT, YOU FOOL

LAP: but i was partily hungry

Cloud Hop: THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD SOMETHING SMALLERRRRRRRRRRRR

LAP: BUT IT WAS A COMBO!!!!

Cloud Hop: ONLY HITLER BUYS COMBOS
 

dgdas9

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Not really epic, but rather beautiful.

Also, it's not complete because I don't like to show off my PMs, they're supposed to be private...at least semi-public...

I don't want to be the norm. We're called to be different. We're called to shine. The world will hate us because we're different, but that's okay.
Whizz. That. That is beautiful. It almost made me cry. And this time it's a good thing.
 

PeggleFrank

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I'm going to assume that's a conversation about religious beliefs.

If so, good job. I didn't think you would be sucked into one, of all people.