Epic Chat Moments

[the_j485]

Ate, eh?

Also, slow down. Dyspraxia doesn't make it so that you typo at 30wpm.

When on TS, with you two speaking like nobody's business, I need to be fast.-_-

 

[techno156]

When on TS, with you two speaking like nobody's business, I need to be fast.-_-

I type fast because I'm often forced to work fast.



<waaq> Why does друг mean both "friend" and "dick" in Russian
<waaq> And sounds an awful lot like "Drug"

 

[PeggleFrank]

» wtf are you doing xD
» When he teleports is sounds like he's murmuring, " Swag:
» "

• Broadcaster pegglefrank: Lol
  » It's saying "Soul... fly"
• Mod
  
  
  nose4lyfe: Now you will think he is saying swag for now on,
  » Do it fast
• Broadcaster pegglefrank: Lol
  » God damnit
  » I hear it now
• Mod
  
  
  nose4lyfe: ahhaha
• Broadcaster pegglefrank: Swagstep
• Mod
  
  
  nose4lyfe: viiikkkkeeeeee
• Broadcaster pegglefrank: Swagstep
  » Vikeswag?
• Mod
  
  
  nose4lyfe: Yes
  » I am going to rename him that in my buddy list
• Broadcaster pegglefrank: Holy hell that's some solid water
• Mod
  
  
  nose4lyfe: lol
  » Steelwater
• Broadcaster pegglefrank: swagwater?
  » waterswag?
  » waterstep?
• Mod
  
  
  nose4lyfe: Yes
  » Swegger Water
• Broadcaster pegglefrank: these mask optics are great
• Mod
  
  
  nose4lyfe: Vike's new name is Vikeswag
• Broadcaster pegglefrank: YES
• Mod
  
  
  nose4lyfe: Good good

 

[NosePicker5555]

Spoiler

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  [8:03 Mod Fergcraft: oh man I'm laughing so hard now​
• 8:03 Mod Fergcraft: OH GOD what did I type​
• 8:03 Mod Nose4Lyfe: I kept the white cock​
• 8:03 Mod Fergcraft: stupid brain​
• 8:03 Mod Nose4Lyfe: "oh man I'm laughing so hard now"​
• 8:04 Mod Fergcraft: I need an adult I need an adult​
• 8:04 Mod Nose4Lyfe: You don't need one where we're oging​
• 8:04 Mod Fergcraft: crap I'm an adult​
• 8:04 Mod Nose4Lyfe: going​
• 8:04 Host PeggleFrank: "Oh man I'm laughing, so hard right now"​

  » just put a coma in there​

  » changes the sentence meaning completely​
• 8:04 Mod Nose4Lyfe: xD​

  » Grammar matters kids​
• 8:05 Mod SatanicSantaMinecraft: lel no it doesnt​
• 8:05 Mod Fergcraft: lol​

  ​

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[VikeStep]

-snip-

I do not have swag, I have style swag is for hipsters who will only eat pizza when it is cool

 

[PeggleFrank]

Spoiler: Shitty Imps

<15:38:24> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": I'm continuing development of Helpful Imps today
<15:38:38> "[the_j485] the_j485": of wut?
<15:38:48> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": mod
<15:38:54> "[the_j485] the_j485": nice!
<15:39:00> "PeggleFrank": I leaked the name.
<15:39:03> "PeggleFrank": Accidentally.
<15:39:05> "[the_j485] the_j485": so your mod, a team... wut?
<15:39:07> "[the_j485] the_j485": LOL
<15:39:21> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": wat
<15:39:24> "PeggleFrank": It was supposed to b e something awesome and I just saw the name "Helpful Imps" in the dropbox folder
<15:39:32> "PeggleFrank": So I leaked it on TS
<15:39:40> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": I don't care.
<15:39:40> "PeggleFrank": It's now known as Helpful Imps for the rest of eternity
<15:39:43> "[the_j485] the_j485": are you by yourself, or are you in a team Santa?
<15:39:50> "PeggleFrank": Technically I did some textures for him
<15:39:55> "PeggleFrank": Although... uh... I doubt he'll use them
<15:40:08> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": As of right now, the ones I saw won't be used :/
<15:40:16> "PeggleFrank": Figures
<15:40:17> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": But that's not because of the quality of them
<15:40:20> "PeggleFrank": They're all boxes with wool in them.
<15:40:22> "PeggleFrank": Lol
<15:40:26> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": The mechanics of the mod are being reworked.
<15:40:40> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": The imps are going to be found around the world, rather than crafted.
<15:40:46> "[the_j485] the_j485": lol
<15:40:49> "[the_j485] the_j485": nice
<15:41:07> "[the_j485] the_j485": so, what will make tehm different from all these other servant mods?
<15:41:21> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": They can be taimed
<15:41:28> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": fight for you like wolves
<15:41:32> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": process ores
<15:41:35> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": hold your shit
<15:41:40> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": move your shit
<15:41:41> "PeggleFrank": So does that mean we can shit on them?
<15:41:46> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": Um no
<15:41:50> "PeggleFrank": Shit imps
<15:41:52> "[the_j485] the_j485": lol
<15:41:55> "[the_j485] the_j485": LOL
<15:41:55> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": LOL
<15:42:06> "[the_j485] the_j485": they will oly hold and move it, not take it
<15:42:11> "[the_j485] the_j485": OH GOD YES
<15:42:13> "[the_j485] the_j485": PELASE
<15:42:16> "PeggleFrank": Lol
<15:42:22> "PeggleFrank": A new kind of fertilizer
<15:42:29> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": Oh my god
<15:42:32> "[the_j485] the_j485": they ned to have a waste system, and if they are not cleaned out regularly they break
<15:42:41> "PeggleFrank": Wait what
<15:42:56> "PeggleFrank": So you're saying that you take a cloth and shove it up an imp's ass and clean all the shit out of it so it doesn't explode?
<15:43:02> "[the_j485] the_j485": and it's a brown liquid that they get out in a machine, suspiciously like a porta-toilet
<15:43:13> "PeggleFrank": Oh god
<15:43:16> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": Oh my fucking god.
<15:43:22> "[the_j485] the_j485": and you can also use a cleaning cloth early-game yeah
<15:43:57> "[the_j485] the_j485": and the shit is used as fertilizer, and can be transmogulatorated into fuel somehow
<15:44:15> "[SatanicSanta] SatanicSanta": Stop pleas.e
<15:44:23> "[the_j485] the_j485": no, I am spewing genius
<15:44:25> "PeggleFrank": It will never stop.
<15:44:29> "[the_j485] the_j485": pelase, implement this!
<15:44:36> "[the_j485] the_j485": and then that shit

 

[NosePicker5555]

<21:18:36> "Nose": I can get air to come out of my eyes
<21:18:55> "[Ferg] Ferg": I can get air to come out my rectum

 

[SatanicSanta]

Spoiler

<19:28:13> "PeggleFrank": Oh chrits
<19:28:17> "PeggleFrank": Christ
<19:28:22> "Nose": chrits
<19:28:23> "Santa": oh crits dud
<19:28:28> "Nose": chrits man
<19:28:33> "Nose": Jesus chrits
<19:28:35> "Santa": crisstsststsss
<19:28:42> "PeggleFrank": Jebus Chrits
<19:28:42> "Nose": chrits
<19:28:49> "Nose": chritoris
<19:28:59>"PeggleFrank": Jesus Clitoris

 

[the_j485]

<21:18:36> "Nose": I can get air to come out of my eyes
<21:18:55> "[Ferg] Ferg": I can get air to come out my rectum

You got that from me, didn't you? And I know you cannot do it

I, however, am indeed able to make air come out of my eyes. Because I am completely normal.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Spoiler: Shitacos

<04:40:15> "Nose": Taco bell sucks
<04:40:21> "Nose": Taco bell is shitty
<04:40:22> "Nose": xD
<04:40:27> "Nose": get it
<04:40:30> "Nose": heh
<04:40:32> "Nose": shitty
<04:40:34> "Nose": cause
<04:40:36> "the_j485": lol
<04:40:40> "PeggleFrank (PIN)": Oh.
<04:40:45> "PeggleFrank (PIN)": Shitacos.
<04:40:49> "Nose": YEEEAAAA
<04:41:00> "Nose":
•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
<04:41:01> "the_j485": LOL

 

[NosePicker5555]

<17:32:01> "Nose": What grade are you in
<17:32:07> "Manu": 5
<17:32:11> "Manu": in australia
<17:32:13> "Nose": Are
<17:32:16> "Nose": Are you serious?
<17:32:20> "[Git a lyfe u gey fgt] A Random Moped": ...
<17:32:20> "Manu": yes
<17:32:29> "Nose": Are you like 9?
<17:32:32> "Manu": 10
<17:32:37> "Nose": wow ur old
<17:32:39> "Manu": turning 11 tomorrow
<17:32:42> "Nose": I'm 7
(Disregard Moped's nick)

 

[dgdas9]

Wow, I didn't know Manu REALLY was 10, I thought he was just joking...

 

[fergcraft]

messing with wizz. wizz speach less priceless.

Spoiler

<22:32:22> "Whizzball1": Hai.
<22:32:28> "techno156": 'Allo
<22:32:30> "techno156": Long time no see
<22:32:41> "Whizzball1": Yeah
<22:33:08> "Whizzball1": Have you ever heard me speak?
<22:33:12> "Whizzball1": I would talk
<22:33:16> "Whizzball1": But my Mother is sick
<22:33:20> "Whizzball1": And is sleeping
<22:33:30> "Whizzball1": And I happen to use the comp in the room in which my parents sleep
<22:33:38> "Whizzball1": So yeah...
<22:33:49> "Ferg": and two word posts
<22:33:53> "Ferg": and no one cares
<22:34:03> "Ferg": and I'm just continuing the trend
<22:34:13> "Ferg": just for shit's and giggles
<22:34:20> "Ferg": taco cookie
<22:34:26> "Ferg": random words
<22:34:36> "Ferg": I love
<22:34:43> "Ferg": bright lamp
<22:42:00> "techno156": eh?
<22:52:26> "Whizzball1": I don't even...

 

[NosePicker5555]

<19:22:30> "[Git a lyfe u gey fgt] A Random Moped" connected to channel "Lobby (10min Idle Kick)"
<19:22:57> "[Git a lyfe u gey fgt] A Random Moped" switched from channel "Lobby (10min Idle Kick)" to "No Topic Teamspeak: OFFICIAL"
<19:22:57> Channel group "Operator" was assigned to "[Git a lyfe u gey fgt] A Random Moped" by "Feed The Beast Teamspeak".
<19:23:09> You were kicked from channel "No Topic Teamspeak: OFFICIAL" by "[Git a lyfe u gey fgt] A Random Moped" (lel)
<19:23:09> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Nose" by "Feed The Beast Teamspeak".
<19:23:12> "[Git a lyfe u gey fgt] A Random Moped" disconnected (leaving)
(This is from the FTB-TS console)
(Disregard Moped's name.. again)

 

[techno156]

<08:58:52> "[PeggleFrank] PeggleFrank (Dishonored)": I may have just broken dishonored

<08:59:08> "[PeggleFrank] PeggleFrank (Dishonored)": One of the guards is forever underneath a table, looking for me

<08:59:17> "[PeggleFrank] PeggleFrank (Dishonored)": And three guys are scratching their privates in unison.

<08:59:23> "[PeggleFrank] PeggleFrank (Dishonored)": And pissing in unison.

<08:59:36> "[PeggleFrank] PeggleFrank (Dishonored)": Luckily I can kill them all, one by one, without them noticing

<08:59:37> "[GPuzzle] GPuzzle": Sounds like a brazilian public building to me

<09:07:52> "[Whizzball1] Whizzball1": Goodbye

<09:12:45> "[PeggleFrank] PeggleFrank (Dishonored)": *Suddenly starts playing the violin*

<09:12:55> "[PeggleFrank] PeggleFrank (Dishonored)": *Campbell shoots himself in the face by manipulating time*

<09:13:06> "[PeggleFrank] PeggleFrank (Dishonored)": *All guards in the level are alerted to my position and curnow thanks me*

<09:13:14> "[PeggleFrank] PeggleFrank (Dishonored)": Logic has not been found?

*poof* :3

 

[NosePicker5555]

Spoiler: Derping on the Snapshot

 

[PeggleFrank]

-snip-

More screenshots.

Spoiler

 

[SatanicSanta]

Me: "Butterflies suck."
Flipz: "Why?"
Me: "They don't fly when you want them to, and they are just generally annoying."
Flipz: "But buttuwfwies awe pwetty"

 

[Rhsolyn]

Playing around with my friend on vanilla skyblock...We like screwing around on my island

Me: *lets out of shop cage*
SirCacti: FREEEEEDOOOM!
Me: DANGIT!
SirCacti: *runs in house*
Me: *Blocks way out with cake*
Me: The cake blocks your way!
Me: Whatchu gun do 'bout it? Hmm?
Sircacti: *goes nuts*
SirCacti: EAT IT!

 

[SatanicSanta]

<SatanicSanta> it looks like its working
<_Flipz_> "those, unfortunately, were the last words he spoke before he died."
<_Flipz_>
<SatanicSanta> lol
<SatanicSanta> oh sh*t (censored because I don't want to risk any chance of getting another warning point)
* SatanicSanta died