Defeat The Godmodder

[Bellaabzug21]

The object of the game is simple, kill the godmodder in any way you can think of and in any way you deem necessary. But remember, this is a godmodder, and cannot be killed by conventional means. You can't just kill him outright, so the best you can do is inflict small amounts of damage to him. Let the games begin!


ONLY THE GODMODDER IS ALLOWED TO GODMOD. I'M TALKING TO YOU WHIZZ.
Godmodder's Health: 469

YOU COULD BE THE ONE TO DEFEAT THE GODMODDER!

 

[Tellerofstones]

I punch him really hard with my POWER tool

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Your punch successfully collides with the godmodder but his skin is harder than titanium deflecting it.

 

[PeggleFrank]

I threaten to hack him, get his IP address, and DDoS him until his processor overclocks to an impossible number of 9001 THz. When the DDoS gets through, his PC will either melt or explode, probably harming/dealing him fatal real-life injuries as well.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

The DDos goes through and his computer explodes. It does no damage to the godmodder however, so he just godmods himself a new computer.

 

[PeggleFrank]

I attempt a Trojan horse maneuver and ask him if I can heal him if he gets hurt.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

The godmodder has downloaded avast long ago and your trojan horse fails. The godmodder replies that he needs no help, and can heal himself because he is the godmodder and can talk in the third person if he likes.

 

[Rhsolyn]

/kill.
Did I win?
No?
Three hours void time!

 

[PeggleFrank]

One of my nearby acquaintances replies of their most humblest of requests to the being in question of his unsupported sighting of interest for third person communication.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Your command goes to the godmodder's computer and he uses his uberhax powers to redirect the command at a civilian computer. Nice try.[DOUBLEPOST=1378011345][/DOUBLEPOST]

One of my nearby acquaintances replies of their most humblest of requests to the being in question of his unsupported sighting of interest for third person communication.

I'm sorry, but what? You have confuzzled the godmodder. -5 health.

 

[Mashy14]

I send him a nuke in a neatly wrapped gift box

 

[Rhsolyn]

(And I send a nice card. Always good to send cards with your gifts.)

/stop.
Whats he godmoding now? >;D Not this server.

Wait, what server?
...

 

[Bellaabzug21]

The godmodder uses his X-ray vision to see through the box to reveal that it is a nuke and promptly regifts it to North Korea for their pleasure.[DOUBLEPOST=1378011605][/DOUBLEPOST]

(And I send a nice card. Always good to send cards with your gifts.)

/stop.
Whats he godmoding now? >;D Not this server.

Wait, what server?
...

Godmodder runs his godmodding on his own seperate server that you have no control over.

 

[PeggleFrank]

I plant a fatal virus inside of his OS and make it so that ad-block doesn't work. Ads take up 500x more space on his browser, and popups can't be closed. They also flash random colors, constantly.

 

[Tellerofstones]

i give him a hug that crushes him to into a matter ball then i use my lag ninja powers to get a matter gun and shoot him out

 

[Bellaabzug21]

I plant a fatal virus inside of his OS and make it so that ad-block doesn't work. Ads take up 500x more space on his browser, and popups can't be closed. They also flash random colors, constantly.

|You've played this game before haven't you? | Godmodder uses his godmodding powers to get a repair man with infinite knowledge of repairing computers. He fixes it easily. The godmodder then drains his brain of all knowledge and feeds him to his pet hydra. Oooooooooooooooh. |Godmodder's pet hydra comes out. It protects the godmodder infinitely until it dies. It's health is now in the OP.|[DOUBLEPOST=1378011869][/DOUBLEPOST]

i give him a hug that crushes him to into a matter ball then i use my lag ninja powers to get a matter gun and shoot him out

Godmodder wonders how you found him in the first place. He slithers out of your hug and dodges your shot. He then moves to an undisclosed location.

 

[Rhsolyn]

But what if...What if...
What if he gave ad-block godmode too? ;ooo!

DOUBLE NINJA'D. THIS NEEDS TO STOP

 

[Bellaabzug21]

But what if...What if...
What if he gave ad-block godmode too? ;ooo!

DOUBLE NINJA'D. THIS NEEDS TO STOP

The ninjas rebel on you and kill your character. Back to start with you. Shoo!

 

[Rhsolyn]

-respawns-
God that was a long two seconds in limbo!
-gets an amazing idea-
Lets send the godmoder to limbo!

 

[Bellaabzug21]

-respawns-
God that was a long two seconds in limbo!
-gets an amazing idea-
Lets send the godmoder to limbo!

The godmodder points out that you only have a plan and no way to execute it. Remember, the godmodder is in an undisclosed location. To prevent DDosing and further messing with his computer, the godmodder creates a constantly changing untracable IP address. Have fun with that! Says the godmodder. The godmodder also points out that his pet hydra is still protecting him.