Y'know you could pay me some... ummm, let's say "protection" for safeguarding you from any known and unknown trolls.
( the "protection" only concerns trolling. Any pickpocketing, theft, your account mysteriously turning into a new-zealand accent, the sky from falling, your car bumped and car insurance not valid, friends deserting you, earthquakes, hurricanes, global warming, great white sharks mutated and trolling on any other forums will not be included in the "protection" nor be responsible by the Dark Knight Protection Society)
Of course you don't have to pay me.... but don't come complaining when you walk in this forums dark alleys. The streets sections can be very dangerous when the law moderators aren't looking.
Welcome to FTB
The forum where almost half of people are deadly serious
While the rest of the half only cares and likes you half as much as you deserve