Childhood thoughts

[Rhsolyn]

So, I was screwing around on some other random forums, and found this little gem <3

Post whatever you used to think when you were a kid, i.e I used to think the moon was stalking me. Its pretty funny to read through c:

If anyone can think of a way to make this more of a game, that would be awesome. xD

Have at.

EDIT:
If you didn't think of anything crazy and insane as a kid, you can make stuff up. Just keep in mind that its probably 20% funnier if it's real. ;P

 

[JoelleWyserPratte]

When I was a kid, I dreamed of becoming a doctor for me to help other people..

 

[Exedra]

When I was a kid, I dreamed of becoming a doctor for me to help other people..

Umm, that's completely normal, and that's dreaming, not thinking.

BTW Rhyslon, there's a meme for this.

 

[goreae]

When I was a kid, I thought college was a floating sky fortress in the clouds or whatever.

 

[Exedra]

When I was a kid, I thought college was a floating sky fortress in the clouds or whatever.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405325/

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405325/

Thats a high school...nostalgia!

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

I killed a thread
Can you teach me how to make an iOS app for this?
EDIT: wrong thread

Anyways, my childhood thought was that courage the cowardly dog was real(the monsters)

 

[Rhsolyn]

Alright, wanna know the list of insane things I used to think?

I used to think my mom was the Toothfairy's helper (Hell, I used to think the Toothfairy was real. Was pretty weird).
I used to race the lights reflected off the floor in Target, and I wondered why I could pass them without ever picking up speed xD
I used to think I could talk to the dead. ono
I once convinced myself my house is haunted...
My sister told me that snow tastes like vanilla ice cream. And guess what? I totally believed her.
I used to say goodnight to everything in my room, and I thought that if I didn't say goodnight to a certain item it would kill me in my sleep ono
Aaaand there are others I can't remember xD

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Alright, wanna know the list of insane things I used to think?

I used to think my mom was the Toothfairy's helper (Hell, I used to think the Toothfairy was real. Was pretty weird).
I used to race the lights reflected off the floor in Target, and I wondered why I could pass them without ever picking up speed xD
I used to think I could talk to the dead. ono
I once convinced myself my house is haunted...
My sister told me that snow tastes like vanilla ice cream. And guess what? I totally believed her.
I used to say goodnight to everything in my room, and I thought that if I didn't say goodnight to a certain item it would kill me in my sleep ono
Aaaand there are others I can't remember xD

You sound almost exactly like me...