Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[jdog1408]

Maybe
I can't think of any silly questions, can you?

 

[Someone Else 37]

Umm...

Why are my arms so small?

 

[lenscas]

because you are tall

why all the rime and thyme?
quick before we are out of time
and be careful for the slime

 

[pizzawolf14]

Don't waste a dime!
Or else you'll find yourself in grime,
Wasting away, thirsting for that lime.

 

[Tepig4321]

You didnt ask a question

Wat is a tepig

 

[lenscas]

something that doesn't use pastebin for crash-reports and instead likes wall of text

why would someone like the wall of text?

 

[felinoel]

To build a house out of them of course.

Why would someone NOT want a house with walls of text?

 

[lenscas]

because they are hard to read

why are they hard to read?

 

[felinoel]

Because I dropped my eyes.

Have you seen my eyes anywhere?

 

[lenscas]

I think my cat was playing with them a second ago, oh wait sorry he ate them.

Why did my cat eat them?

 

[felinoel]

Well they were laced with cat nip.

Why is scuba such a fun word to say? Scuba, scuuuuuuba, scuba. SCUBA!

 

[Tepig4321]

Cuz they want you

De + er =

 

[felinoel]

The Galapagos Islands.

Do you wanna build a snowman?

 

[Someone Else 37]

Not right now; it would just melt.

Why is it warm here?

 

[felinoel]

Because you aren't building enough snowmen.

Why aren't you building enough snowmen?

 

[sgbros1]

Because everyone tells me not to.

Do you wanna build a snowmaaaaaaan?

 

[Someone Else 37]

A snowman, maybe, but not a snowmaaaaaaan. A snowmaaaaaaan sounds like it would take too long.

What is with this thread and building snowmen?

 

[sgbros1]

It's hot out.

So you wanna build a snowman?

 

[Someone Else 37]

Maybe...

I just watched the Direwolf20 where he fights the Snow Queen... so... coincidence?

 

[Azzanine]

Yes...

Why exactly do the birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

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